Max Hage

Got admitted to LLB programme at Kenyatta University, September 2025. Alhamdullilah.

ARSENAL!

KROUPI!

Gabadh waa hooyadeed, goes a Somali proverb!

@KenyanSays It is the other way around.

A student from the University of Nairobi is stunned by the special privileges given to medical students.

You seem to be driving an agenda with your frequent negative mentioning of Eastleigh and Somalis. Keep going!

Huyu hapa @shailjapatel

The whole Atletico team bar one guy defending against Yamal!

There is this trend on Tiktok of guys dancing and having short punchy quotes/jokes displayed on the screen. Luv it!

These pictures are confusing me wallahi; hijabi women celebrating Good Friday and carrying the Cross!

@axmedalxender @anyegajeff Good one! 😛

@anyegajeff I’m currently herding goats

Oracle just laid off 30,000 people! 18% of their workforce but a Mutuku with an aging MacBook and 47 Firefox tabs wants you to believe AI is a bluff. I got laid off three years ago. I pivoted. He’s still in denial. Adapt or get adapted out.

@RAbdiAnalyst @adancabdulle Could you be having a copy of this constitution? @RAbdiAnalyst

#BREAKING The disastrous amendments to Somalia's provisional constitution which extends HSM's mandate by one year, renders post of PM superficial, neuters federal system, puts Somalia on a backward path to authoritarian centralised state today signed into law. Watch what happens next and don't say you were not forewarned.

@BoucherNicolas CLAUDE

I just mass-released 2 Claude resources for Finance. Comment "CLAUDE" and I'll send them to you for free. Companies pay me $10,000+ for workshops where I teach AI for Finance. I've seen finance teams spend weeks trying to figure out Claude on their own. Watching tutorials. Testing random prompts. Getting mediocre results. No one gave them a structured way to use Claude for real finance work. That's what this bundle is: The exact playbook and cheat sheet I wish every finance team had from day one. Here's what's inside: 📘 Claude Finance Playbook → How to use Claude in Excel to build financial models faster → How to use Claude Voice Mode to work on finance from your phone → How to create an interactive scenario planner for faster decision-making → Security, compliance, and quality control standards for finance teams → Step-by-step prompts you can copy and use today 📋 100 Claude Tips (cheat sheet) → 25 Claude in Excel tips (formulas, variance analysis, scenario modeling) → 25 Claude Cowork tips (batch automation, research synthesis, file management) → 25 Dashboard tips (KPI scorecards, board-ready P&Ls, interactive dashboards) → 25 best practices (CSI+FBI prompting, extended thinking, web search) Why Claude specifically? Most finance teams I train are using ChatGPT or Copilot. But Claude is quietly becoming the tool of choice for serious financial analysis: → Cell-level citations in Excel → Projects that keep your context clean per client → Cowork mode for long-running automation tasks → Extended thinking for complex scenario planning I built these resources because I kept getting the same question: "Nicolas, how do I actually get started with Claude for Finance?" Now you have the answer. Comment "CLAUDE" below and I'll send you both resources. 🔁 Repost if your finance team needs to see this!

Whoever designed COPTIC HOSPITAL in Nairobi needs to be gas-chambered. What a functional disgrace!

@The_Builder__ @Tripple____M @grok Arsenal won 7-1, kills it for me! 😂😁

@Tripple____M @grok what did Perisic say?

Perisic ran his mouth before this game, Arsenal took it personally, do you remember?

@KenyanSays There is no Lancet in New York.

“I take all my HIV/AIDS patients to Lancet abroad to confirm whether they have healed,” controversial Prophet Owuor says, claiming his measures for determining healing from AIDS are stricter than those used by the Kenyan government!

I understand there is currently a biting shortage of drugs in the country. I wonder what could be the cause. I pity myself and fellow Kenyans. @ppbkenya, shida ni nini?

@KenyanSays He should have used this to tell people about his startup. I can’t even figure out the name of the startup.

Abdul, a Kenyan with a startup company selected to pitch his business in Silicon Valley, couldn’t believe it when his visa was denied at the embassy.

100% in agreement with 100% of what you said! Mamadou Gaye stated the obvious. I don’t see us (and our neighbours) hosting the forthcoming edition of AFCON. Other well organized/prepared countries already salivating to take it.

@Andre_Mokoro @ntvkenya @zeynabIsmail Until Somalis started bribing to have their children go there!

@ntvkenya @zeynabIsmail How the mighty fall...back in the late 90s to early 2000, this school was 🔥🔥 former alumni

Visa Oshwal Scandal Exposed A three-million-shilling school bus grounded as scrap and nearly five million shillings in unaccounted cash withdrawals have sparked a revolt at Nairobi's Visa Oshwal Primary School. #NTVWeekendEdition @zeynabIsmail

This role is toxic man!