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Middle man

@themide_

…in the business of Music and Entertainment

Abuja, Nigeria Katılım Haziran 2013
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only 1 uzama@KaiUzama·
Had a conversation sometime back about how some Nigerian businesses don’t think much of customer retention. The focus is always on how to maximize profit on this particular sale today, now, this minute. They’d rather make 300k in one day & never make it again, than 3k everyday for 1 year. The average woman has her period monthly, from 3-6 days (some more) and can use 2-4 paid daily. You’re looking at 72-288 pads in a year from 1 customer alone. How did anyone think 25k was a good price point? Idc if there’s diamond dust in it. It’s like you create businesses with one time purchase in mind. Sure, maybe there’re ppl who would actually spend 25k to get this over priced box, just for the hype, but will they repurchase ? You have the opportunity to sell a highly needed product at a time when people are actively searching for sanitary alternatives yet greed won’t let you set a reasonable price. After hype purchases, what next ?
Big Baby🌚❤️@AdesolaBlessin9

Let’s not lie, this mercy Johnson’s period care box is worth 25k

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Ewgi@Ssaasquatch·
Gym bros spend all day scrolling Twitter for gym videos to leave the most condescending remark known to man.
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D@DunnsOftheBuj·
Kaftan Boys this is your time to shine! Abuja @OfTheBuj_ come with another party for you guys! Dress for the wrong event! Wear anything you like but a party fit Dust off your old scrubs, Aso ebi, wig and gown etc Prize for Best dressed boy, girl and group! #ofthebuj
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Sevyn 🇯🇲@chyycarter·
I’m in tears rival fans were allowed make banners calling Arsenal bridesmaids, bottle jobs and everything under the sun. Now they players are giving it back alongside the fans it’s all “cringe” Keep going guys we ain’t doing enough.
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-valar morghulis-@eldivine·
Akara is not bean cake. This is cultural low self esteem. There is no need to anglicize akara even though it's technically ground beef fritters. But call it akara let everyone accept it as that. Same with udara. Or oha. The world will understand your language if you stop forcing it into English clothes that are not made for it
Lukas Not Podolski@OtitoNosike

This is hilarious. But I also understand the writer who chooses to substitute akara with bean cake. How many people outside Nigeria actually know what akara is? If you are writing for an international audience, it makes perfect sense to use vocabulary that will be readily understood by the people you are trying to reach.

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B.@TheBoluwatifeO·
Random babes with no sports knowledge would say- “you support Arsenal, you guys can never win a cup”. Dealt with that for timeeeeeeeee. Dead it.
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YOBAMS.@djyobams·
I like this banter cus it’s good and we have all laughed. No be the one wey Arsenal fans go do something tomorrow, una go begin cry say dem dey irritating and cringe 😂
City Xtra@City_Xtra

DRINK IT IN. 😭😂

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