Mike Mars

@SeanRossSapp Does that make the Munsters canon in the WWE universe?

Danhausen was announced as from 1311 Mockingbird Lane That would make him the Munsters' neighbor

@Tonyoutdoors1 Touch grass, not kids.

Stay up in the bush you liberal hack, you don't get an opinion on our leader, you idiots are owned, fucking sheep!

@AshleyDCan @NewsWire_US Happy Easter, Ash!

@NewsWire_US On Easter Sunday???

Trump: "Open the F*ckin’ Strait, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

@Fandango_Fire @JAuthentic13 @2025DJT2025 You’re the one in a cult. Grow up.

@JAuthentic13 @2025DJT2025 Seek help

Absolutely!!

@JorgeJorgensonJ @MartyGriffinKD Should be a gif of him enjoying himself.

@MartyGriffinKD Super Marty on the case!

Show and Tell near Wexford! The Mid Life Crisis bald man driving the Vette over 100 miles an hour rips the mirror off of the car shooting the dash cam video! Slow it down please gramps! Someone is gonna get hurt.

@MarkMaddenX Not I

Not long ago, you were chanting SELL THE TEAM! Not long ago, you wanted the GM fired. Now you’re trusting the same 2 guys to see it through.

@consequence Cute

Jack Black says he is "not crazy" about fans referring to him and Jack White together as "Jack Gray." "[It] makes sense, because if you combine black and white, it's gray. But I'm not crazy about that, because gray is -- it's kind of got a negative connotation. It's like, 'It's a gray area.' You don't really know what it is. I'd rather it was like Jack Silver or something, like Jack Zebra, Jack Stripes." (via @FallonTonight)

@smeepzi @itshyspice It’s printed. You know it’s real.

@ThatEricAlper I’m not speaking for all of us. But I’ll be pissed if that’s true

@RobSchneider When does your next race/gender degrading vehicle release in theaters?

Vince is a little late to the dance on this, but I’m glad more people are saying the obvious truth. Late Night Shows are borefests, devoid of any individual voices, they are political indoctrination in the guise of ‘comedy’ for an ever dwindling audience in their own Leftest echo chamber.

@pepsi Mt Dew and a drippy slice.

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@Milajoy Cities, please

Gas prices today: Tennessee $2.99 California $5.59 Same President. Different governors.

@RossKneeDeep Didn’t he say we already won?

It's funny to me. Trump gets in front of the press saying, he's negotiating/talking to Iran. But, Iran says, we're not negotiating or talking to Trump. So, who's lying?

@AGirlInPhilly Enjoy youses 50$ chz stk hoag’s

So apparently the minimum wage in PA is set to be raised to $11 for 2027 and then $13 in 2028. I’m embarrassed for my state that it has taken this long and that it will be 2029 when it reaches $15 an hour.

@Ur_a_Smartass_C You’re pro defense, too.

Why would maga be against self-defense?

@angel_0f_deathx Is that what they’re called nowadays?

Ab lines?? I can almost see them

@TOOTTHEBARBER Yep

These were elite

@jamescomins @beepbat Like a Beach Ball?

@beepbat my problem is how small and hard to see the puck is, it should be three feet across and dayglo orange

3 hockey games and I finally am starting to feel like I understand what I’m looking at

@lexxisfuzzbox Your Fuzz Pedal could not withstand my Thunder Bird

Flirting at almost 40 is hard, what am I supposed to say? “Wanna change our guitar strings and plug that Swollen Pickle into my Tube Screamer?”

@sweatystartup “I like being told what’s normal”. Fuck you

All the rich people I know love living in places with HOAs. No broken down boats. Rainbow yard signs. Grass 2 feet tall. Lack of weed control. Broken fridge on front porch. Broke people hate HOAs because they hate doing basic things to make their houses look nice.