Official Mithraeum Updates

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Official Mithraeum Updates

@themithraeum

MD🕊NT🕊IT🕊JC🕊AP🕊MQ🕊PS🕊DS🕊PE🕊SO🕊CA🕊 opps stay winning 💔

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·18 Eki

Hello everyone. Recently there has been some influx in posts criticising our Lord the Kindly Emperor of the Nine Houses. This is an obvious attempt to tarnish the name of our Lord. Hence, this account will serve as a testimony to the unending kindness of our Prince of Death.

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·26 Mar

it's a cool title okay 😟 - EJG

vampire glazer@cleargIass

john gaius really the cringiest man of all time he literally turned the laws of science inside out and then he was like hold up i need a title. how about... The Necrolord Prime. Colloquially known as God.

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·24 Mar

@vminlvletter that's a technicality we ignore 😊

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jen💛💙🍉@vminlvletter·23 Mar

@themithraeum don’t they find human remains everywhere in y’all’s empire

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·23 Mar

can you guys stop 😐 putting chappell roan next to the lord didn't they find human remains in john gaius' home in circa 9051

vampire glazer@cleargIass

hello i am the security guard who yelled at that little girl. my name is john gaius (The Necrolord Prime) i live in new zealand and i want to be run over with a truck

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·23 Mar

@hotglassofskank 😟

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·23 Mar

Fact-checked and patently untrue ☝️🤓 the lord Gaius is kindly and has a crown made out of baby bones on his head. He would never.

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·23 Mar

@vminlvletter the lord in his venerable grief is thinking of becoming an interplanetary rockstar. not sure where that came from but he says he is inspired by lestat, who i assume is like freddy mercury. we support. just get his home studio on a separate ship. the ship is not soundproof.

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jen💛💙🍉@vminlvletter·23 Mar

@themithraeum YOU’RE BACK??? how’s the lord doing rn🤤🤤🤤

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·23 Mar

please stop spreading the truth

jen💛💙🍉@vminlvletter

Hello I am Chappell Roan’s bodyguard who yelled at that 11 year old girl. My name is John Gaius and I am the Emperor of the Nine Houses, the Kindly Pronce Undying, the Man who became God and the God who became Man.

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·27 Kas

@istansakura I really hope so, some of those look painful

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gracie 🍥🍅🌸@istansakura·27 Kas

@themithraeum mercymorn is a flesh magician, she can make any position work 🙏

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·26 Kas

LYCTOR UPDATE: The Saint of Joy found the Lord's yaoi collection. She has been showing it to the Saint of Patience. They seem to be engaged in a lively debate over some positions.

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·26 Kas

@ilovemercymorn tell him to up my salary if you ever do my kind lady 🙏

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I love Mercymorn@ilovemercymorn·26 Kas

@themithraeum The fact he hid it is both terrifying and interesting, it'll be very, good, blackmail.

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·25 Kas

@kirionagaia9999 we appreciate your bravery prince but we knew you are a lesbian

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kirionagaia19@kirionagaia9999·25 Kas

im coming out.

kirionagaia19@kirionagaia9999

@jagvimarino @themithraeum @PUNISHED_BLUE thats me

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·25 Kas

@ilovemercymorn my contract mandates i make no comment. yes.

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I love Mercymorn@ilovemercymorn·25 Kas

@themithraeum He really is an idiot isn't he?

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·25 Kas

LYCTOR UPDATE: The Saint of Patience was seen trying to open a dock window to let out the smoke from his cigarette. He did realise st the last minute it would lead to all the ship crew dying. We appreciate the effort!

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·25 Kas

OFF: okay fine its @jagvimarino half the people on here know already 😓💔

Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum

I will be revealing my #identity now. I am actually NOT john gaius despite what people think. I... am

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·25 Kas

@wilderblades_ I DONT SHOWER WITH HIMMMM

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·24 Kas

i would like you all to know the lord hums baby by justin beiber when heis in the shower. poorly. very loudly. someone help.

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·24 Kas

@kirionagaia9999 whaaaat im hearing that name for the first time in my life....

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kirionagaia19@kirionagaia9999·24 Kas

@themithraeum yeah you're sam.

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·24 Kas

I will be revealing my #identity now. I am actually NOT john gaius despite what people think. I... am

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Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum·21 Kas

@vminlvletter Well she had dark circles and a haunted look in her eyes. I don’t think she was at her full potential to interact but I like her better regardless

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jen💛💙🍉@vminlvletter·20 Kas

harrow “sweet and willing”? i don’t buy it

Official Mithraeum Updates@themithraeum

i approached the two new lystors with nothing but RESPECT. harrow was so sweet and willing, tho she did throw up. the skeleton-handed bitch on the right had the craziest attitude. nd she grasping onto shake like somebody tryna snatch her. girl relax.

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