Jared Williams

@brydgetech ordered a thunderbolt stone pro. Got a surface dock instead. Trying to get in touch with support but it says the voicemail box is full

@dotnyc are all .nyc domains having issues? Seems most .nyc domains are unavailable right now

@Th3birdman15 CinemaSinsSins totally ripped off your channel

@MordFustang I've been trying to figure out what you used for a secret key. But nothing I've tried is 16 bits And OpenSSL keeps yelling at me

So far literally one person has cracked the code and I love this one person.

@NespressoUSA tell me you didn't just discontinue the Dulsao do Brazil pod. It's the only one I drink !! Seriously I'll cry

@Newsweek your website just made me watch 6 advertisements before getting to the video. A video which had NOTHING to do with the article i was on. This is at least the 12th time this has happened. I'm going to actively avoid your site because this is ridiculous.

@NJTRANSIT Follow so I can dm

@themomentum Thank you for alerting us! Can you provide me with the location this occurred? I see you are driving, however, were you able to catch the bus route? -WW

@NJTRANSIT you've got some real great bus drivers in Hoboken. Bus driver just blew a stop sign and cut us off almost causing an accident.

@colbertlateshow Your strykio alexa command set off my alexa haha started playing that song. Was pretty funny

@t_ninjakitty ☠️

@appelboor trying to DM you about a script, can you follow me for a moment, after the message, you can unfollow if you choose

@TriplemintNYC your website is superrrrr slow

@StephenAtHome this trump impersonator flew into my neighbors backyard in suburban Long Island

@StephenAtHome i.redd.it/z4y3bo4ukg9z.j…

Cancelled, Delayed, Rerouted trains. I wonder when people will stop putting up with this #LIRR b.s. before filing a class action law suit.

@GPGTools @d0tslash This was driving me CRAZY! Thank you guys

When's the last time I tweeted anything

Verifying myself: I am jaredwilliams on Keybase.io. s2MTFivYsh1ApR7Nxx3KN_5gIaCdol4FY8LG / keybase.io/jaredwilliams/…

@TWC_Help outage in 10280? No cable, Internet or phone. Kind of ruining my morning

@calvinfo Do you mind if i pick your brain? i cofounded a devops community, theres a lot of great people on it goo.gl/gylkXm