Squidwords Sami Ellis aint here no mo fr fr

IT IS I, VICTOR STANKENSTEIN👋🏾Also known as Sami Ellis, THAT girl, or your spooky friend. My books are about what Black people are afraid of & bad jokes. Buy DEAD GIRLS WALKING! abramsbooks.com/product/dead-g… Add FUNERALS ARE FOR THE LIVING on Goodreads! goodreads.com/book/show/2248…

everyone join me in hating slavery next year on 7/21 - preorder FUNERALS ARE FOR THE LIVING from my bio. Or add it on GR. Or you can CONTINUE TO LOVE SLAVERY idk man sounds like a bad look tho🤷🏿‍♀️ artist: Eben Nwaokpani designer: Micah Fleming eye candy (Hired Beauty): Sami Ellis

fuck elon he a bitch

@KaylaAncrum gonna start giving readers instructions too 🤣dos and don'ts

I’m about to write a book about siblings/self-duplication and I’m gonna need y’all not to ship this kid with himself 😩 I was inspired by Iron Claw, pls don’t make me see selfcest for this in particular.

@iamjadebrieanne this has me crying

Drake is Kendrick Lamar's hyung? He let a dongsaeng embarrass him like that?

Rock n Roll Hall of Famers ! 🛸 OutKast is everlasting 🛸

I called this the "sami hates her life and wants to quit her job" fund over on insta but I'm also prepping something for wtmp rn so if u ain't got coins now prep for then! ko-fi.com/samiellis

@_smromero @jenazantian Back in these publishing streets and this time it's personal

Now that it’s PW official! I’m so excited to announce that I’ve joined @jenazantian wonderful agency as an associate agent 🥰 And yes, I’m open to queries! Please check out my MSWL and submit to me via QueryTracker! azantianlitagency.com/about-us/shell…

@GabriellaBuba MIGHT I SUGGEST HOLY WATER OR A NICE GLASS OF GINGER ALE

Today's reminder to close your tabs even if you really think you need them... I've been wondering why my phone keeps overheating well possibly nearing 900 tabs was too much for it 🫣 but I swear they're important and really really don't want to close them!!

@wickedjamison It's one of my favorite things I've ever done

If you know me and my story, you KNOW how unbelievable this is😭😭😭I CANNOT wait!!

@michehurst please fill out my survey! I'm tryna do SOMETHING to wrangle us together😭😭😭 x.com/themoosef/stat…

@themoosef 👋

Where are all the unagented writers at?

@CorntheMacabre Yes! It's just a survey for literally anybody in the writing community interested in being an author and do not have an agent

@themoosef Is this for people who are still drafting?

@YesakRepor Thank you so much for boosting!

I filled it out yesterday, but for any other writers lurking amongst my handful of followers, lol

this is the most active i've been here since idk when

OKAY, SINCE YOU ARE ALL HERE (ALLEGEDLY), I MADE A LITTLE INFORMAL SURVEY SO THAT I CAN JUST COPY PASTE IT TO EVERYBODY. PLEASE FILL IT OUT SO THAT I MAY WEILD YOUR UNGODLY POWERS AGAINST THE INDUSTRY docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@Mythos_books (this is copypasted) OKAY, SINCE YOU ARE ALL HERE (ALLEGEDLY), I MADE A LITTLE INFORMAL SURVEY SO THAT I CAN JUST COPY PASTE IT TO EVERYBODY. PLEASE FILL IT OUT SO THAT I MAY WEILD YOUR UNGODLY POWERS AGAINST THE INDUSTRY docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@themoosef Here

@marissacwrites (this is copypasted) OKAY, SINCE YOU ARE ALL HERE (ALLEGEDLY), I MADE A LITTLE INFORMAL SURVEY SO THAT I CAN JUST COPY PASTE IT TO EVERYBODY. PLEASE FILL IT OUT SO THAT I MAY WEILD YOUR UNGODLY POWERS AGAINST THE INDUSTRY docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@themoosef Got one here!

@DavidTa26580996 (this is copypasted) OKAY, SINCE YOU ARE ALL HERE (ALLEGEDLY), I MADE A LITTLE INFORMAL SURVEY SO THAT I CAN JUST COPY PASTE IT TO EVERYBODY. PLEASE FILL IT OUT SO THAT I MAY WEILD YOUR UNGODLY POWERS AGAINST THE INDUSTRY docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@themoosef Here! The Caricature Murders amzn.eu/d/5JAabdR

@HarlanRichards_ (this is copypasted) OKAY, SINCE YOU ARE ALL HERE (ALLEGEDLY), I MADE A LITTLE INFORMAL SURVEY SO THAT I CAN JUST COPY PASTE IT TO EVERYBODY. PLEASE FILL IT OUT SO THAT I MAY WEILD YOUR UNGODLY POWERS AGAINST THE INDUSTRY docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@HarlanRichards_ agents are losers, writers are losers, i see nothing but facts in your reply

@quietblkgrl (this is copypasted) OKAY, SINCE YOU ARE ALL HERE (ALLEGEDLY), I MADE A LITTLE INFORMAL SURVEY SO THAT I CAN JUST COPY PASTE IT TO EVERYBODY. PLEASE FILL IT OUT SO THAT I MAY WEILD YOUR UNGODLY POWERS AGAINST THE INDUSTRY docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

@quietblkgrl Spread the word over there too lmao i aint on there but i'm tryna mobilize some shit i'm tryna get us active!