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Magnus Turner MP

@themtmp

Re-engaging a disengaged public

Katılım Ocak 2014
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Magnus Turner MP
Magnus Turner MP@themtmp·
You never have a deadline when there's a good excuse for missing it, do you
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Oh, calm down. It was a perfectly innocent slip of the kim jong un
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Magnus Turner MP@themtmp·
Wonderful to see old man Blair back in the spotlight! Although I enjoyed him more when he was mocking Thatcher for back seat driving.
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Just placed a bet on the date of my next birthday
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Andrew Neil
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What was the crime?
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Warmest wishes to @NatalieElphicke on what must have been a very difficult day. I promise it WILL get easier. My third defection was definitely the smoothest.
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Nigel Farage MP
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This is the English town of Burnley in 2024. Is this the country we want?
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There is nothing wrong with my cognitive ability, but if you ask someone “who is the prime minister?” you should allow them to check their phone.
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I’ve never used WhatsApp It sounds hideously complicated
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No dolphins in the jungle, I suppose
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Now Mr. Generic is outside the tent peeing in, I strongly urge the PM to outlaw tents.
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Streeting's criticism that the government trades in "slogans, not solutions" is an excellent...er...
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Magnus Turner MP
Magnus Turner MP@themtmp·
Leave it, Suella. He ain't worth it.
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Hopefully, Cameron just left one of his kids in the Downing Street bathroom
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I see he has another number one priority, then.
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I have sent the Prime Minister a personal message of support and encouraged him to hold his nerve.
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With immediate effect, I have resigned from my village social club over its clientele’s response to the Farage bank account matter
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I think this is the day Mr. Khan won the argument. ULEZ has been proven beyond doubt to help the Prime Minister breath easier.
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