Jamie Murphy
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Already more trophies than the old man 🙈 Well done OJ 👏👏
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Tomas Francis made his debut here in Dublin 11 years ago. Only one other player from the 46 that played that day features this evening. who?
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Every retweet of this post will equal a dollar given to children with Leukemia.
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@CianTracey1 Unless your name is sexton, absolutely pathetic 😂
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Very strong IRFU statement in light of Bundee Aki being dropped from the Ireland squad for disciplinary reasons.
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@MacSheoinin_ Terrible take Phil, have you ever played rugby? Head clashes are not nice 👍
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Rogers need to go and play soccer.
That’s appalling simulation.
Yellow card threshold is absolutely laughable too.
#SCAvULS
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I just finished shoveling my driveway. Took me 90 minutes. My back is killing me, and I have to drive to work now.
My neighbor has a snowblower. He did his driveway in 10 minutes, then offered to do mine.
I told him no thanks, I like the exercise.
Real reason? If he does my driveway once, I owe him. Next thing you know, he's asking me to "take a quick look" at his computer because "it's running slow."
I don't do free IT work. Not for family, not for neighbors, not for anyone.
Last year, this same neighbor asked me to help him set up his printer. I told him I'm a "network architect" and I don't work with consumer hardware.
He looked confused. I said, "It's like asking a heart surgeon to check your kid's scraped knee. Different skill set."
He hasn't asked me for tech help since.
So yeah, I'll shovel my own driveway. A sore back is temporary. Becoming the neighborhood Help Desk is forever.
Boundaries aren't rude. They're strategic.
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While virtually every leftist politician on the planet has rushed to declare full support for dictator Nicolas Maduro…
…the Venezuelan people are out in the streets celebrating his downfall.
Let that sink in.
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To all Americans feeling emotional and upset about what happened last night in Venezuela - I hope you know that we all see you and hear you...
And we're laughing at you because you're gay and retarded.
#TrumpForever
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🎯 FREE BET TIME 🎯
Curtis throws for his chance at 180k in a few hours.
REPLY with your prediction for what score he will get with his 9 darts, and we'll give the 5️⃣ closest guesses a 50 quid free bet 👇
Ts and Cs below
Paddy Power@paddypower
Introducing... our Darts of Destiny winner! Throwing nine darts on stage at Ally Pally at the final and needing to score 180 points or more to win Paddy Power's £180,000 prize is: - Curtis, 27, an electrician from Wrexham - Has been throwing darts since he was 12 - Plays darts for Gresford Colliery Club - Tell us he's "feeling pretty nervous tbf" - Travelling down to London with his girlfriend and two mates to take in the final See you at Ally Pally, Curtis 🫡
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@ZackPolanski Only correct statement I’ve ever seen you make, you’re not the answer though tit whisperer
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Keir Starmer has made himself irrelevant on the world stage.
Trumps poodle - that Trumps not even interested in walking anymore.
The problem for all of us is we're stuck with him. For now...
Adam Bienkov@AdamBienkov
Starmer asked to respond to Trump breaking international law and seizing a leader of another sovereign nation replies that it is his "responsibility" to have a good relationship with the US President. "I have stepped up that responsibility [and] I do get on with President Trump"
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@RhysJones29 More likes and replies than all your Liverpool tweets combined Dewi 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂
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Littler got to be the most unbearable arrogant wanker in any sport! Cant stand him , fat cunt
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🎯 SEMI FINAL NIGHT AT THE ALLY PALLY? 🎯
REPOST this for a chance to win a pair of tickets for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Semi Final.
Remember, you could even win £60,000 when you're there, thanks to our 9 Darter Bonus!
As part of THE EVEN BIGGER 180, we are handing out £180,000 when a 9 darter lands during the World Darts Championship
That's:
£60k to @ProstateUK
£60k to the player
£60k to a fan in the crowd
T&Cs below
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My Scarlets starting debut- Ulster (A) Heineken cup.
I started at 15
Mark Jones and Daffydd James on the wings.
Regan king 13, Gavin Evans 12. MJW on the bench.
Steven Jones and Dwayne Peel half backs.
The standard of training and individual players was off the scale.
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@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Now show all of rob reiners tweets about trump you fucking moron
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This is a dreadful thing to say about a man who just got murdered by his troubled son.
Delete it, Mr President @realDonaldTrump .
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@ZackPolanski Only a matter of time before there’s another one in the UK tit whisperer
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I'm on my way to a Chanukah event. It should be a celebration but instead our community is once again mourning.
I will be thinking of everyone in Australia and those around the world in the Jewish Community who know this fear and loss.
We stand with you.
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