ToothlessWonder 🇵🇸

Me with every fictional character: are you the big bad or the big sad? 🤔

@IcelandFoods Please bring back this amazing food product. It was helping me in my diet but now it’s always out of stock. 😖iceland.co.uk/p/myprotein-ha…

Celebrity taking lie detector: Question: do you think that lie detectors are a legitimate technology to ascertain whether someone is lying? Celebrity: of course! Lie detector: lie Celebrity: I’m not lying! …but I thought you said it worked? 🤯

Watch this space, YouTube is gonna disable muting ads.

Is it too self indulgent to make an iceberg video essay about yourself?

Today I found out there are such things as “semi-compliments” 😂

Corporate marketing: Just make the AI icon all sparkly, then everyone will come around on it 😂

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Tfw you see clothing pieces that look like life size Bratz clothes you remember and are nostalgic for but wouldn’t ever suit you so you have to resist buying them 😅

Save Abood and his family in Gaza gofund.me/991c0104

How I chose clothes to buy: 1. Does it catch my eye? 2. Would it fit? 3. Is it worth the price? 4. Is it from SHEIN? If yes to all except 4 then I’m likely buying it.

Can you help Helping a brother in need on PayPal Fundraisers? Every little bit helps! paypal.com/pools/c/97sUsp… #GenerosityNetwork #PeopleHelpingPeople

I’m more intimidated by The Wiggles than the river boys #HomeandAway

I’m so glad I have no fame or notoriety so I don’t have to pretend to care about sports

@Bootsdskhlp The issue has now been resolved thank you

I can’t stop thinking about that line. That line is absolutely incredible. “There’s no place for violence in our democracy.” Said by a war criminal about a war criminal, during an active genocide they both support. Mainstream society is ran entirely on self-deluding psychosis.

Happy you don’t love me anymore Seen the way you treat those you “love” It ain’t enviable.