alyssa ⭐️

@horticultrebaby same I stared at my phone for like 8 subway stops and the entire walk home praying my data would come thru

@theolasso Was gonna text you but was scared to click out of the tab lmao

Live from Paris heart shaped vinyl was an instant buy she’s GORG

@itsjustpoopeh @NikkiPoppinsRN me three bitches wtf

I have about gone through a whole box of tissue during this class. I know I’ve used at least half of it and it’s only a 3hr class. Love the post travel sinus drainage/cold! 🫠

@itsjustpoopeh eats

@horticultrebaby YES YES YES YES YES

now what’s my problem

@itsjustpoopeh love you sm you tall drink of water

@pagexxiii please bitch this is so funny

@theolasso rip the days of fun and games

sleeping soundly tonight knowing I’m not parasocially attached to any celebrity

@itsjustpoopeh NO NO NO NO NO IM TEXTING YOU RN

@horticultrebaby @pagexxiii @rbeccaweltons CUTIEEEEEE LOVE YOU THE MOST HONEY BUNCH

wowow i met @pagexxiii, @theolasso and @rbeccaweltons IRL one year (and one day) ago today very cute and slay i love them so much

@veepthroat as miss sabrina has declared, short n sweet

Me to @theolasso

@stedelasso pride king

Parade ready 🕺🏻🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@stedelasso hot

Fresh 💇🏻‍♂️ for my month

@_LaurenEdits and it’s the perfect day!!

@theolasso I haven’t been to one in forever… great way to spend the day.

ny liberty vs. caitlin clark

least cool tweet ever but today I got drunk at a work thing, came home and resealed my tub mind you I rent this place

@horticultrebaby AND KACEYYYYY

The girlies really said in 2024 we are serving perfection… Taylor, Beyonce, Ariana, Maggie, Billie… overwhelmed by how many 10/10 albums we’ve gotten

Welcome to the main stage Billie

@riverswife short people rise up (literally)

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