oldlee
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oldlee
@theoldlee
Eat, Sleep, Work, Sweat, Cook. Rinse and Repeat! Tweets are my own opinion and do not represent any organisation.

Companies: Why can't we find anyone to hire? Their hiring process:

I keep having to relearn my keyboard shortcuts every time I switch between Mac and PC. It's like my muscle memory gets super cross-wired. Maybe I should just switch Windows to Mac or vice versa. Hmmmm.

Weekends are for the weak




Microsoft doubled its employee salary budget to address inflation and keep talent from leaving. It’s almost as if it’s more productive (and cheaper) to keep your current employees happy than to replace them when they leave.


Dickweed drivers who don’t stop at zebra crossing even when the pedestrian is already crossing. Just because they think the pedestrian hasn’t reached their part of the road yet. Chow turtle.




Seriously, why don’t Singaporean cars signal? Why would you be wilfully selfish/reckless/dangerous?



