Alisa the Omaha Fox

You know you're in a good poker game when a dealer is paid in cocaine

Here is the link to the first chapter of my poker book. deviantart.com/iambearpolar/a… Expect epic bankroll management and life choices, private game politics, characters that may remind you of real-life figures and finally... Hand histories and live tells that do actually make sense!

Reading one poker Twitter post is equivalent to unreading 5 books

When two poker players argue online I side with the one who spells correctly

Propaganda I am not falling for: "AI will replace you" Well, I'd like to see AI hero calling river jam with queen-high putting opponent on an attempt to reverse a live tell that nobody ever heard of.

Had to make sure there is no GTO wizard running anywhere before I post the photo 😃 These days people are intellectually gifted so disclaimer: the GTO wizard part was obviously a joke. @GGPoker

Underground poker tournament in Israel A player faces a jam on the river. He pulls out the book on Live Poker Tells and starts searching for something. After 10 minutes of research he makes a call and tables the mortal nuts.

I know 16 good ways to stay sane on a poker downswing and none of them bloody works

It's annoying when they claim to be accepting cards and then refuse to let me pay with an ace of diamonds

If he can't make your toes shake, go all-in for half of your net worth with a PLO hand

Sup red flags

Poker players, stop trying so hard to seem intellectual. You produce more salad than a vegan restaurant. We all are just gamblers who (supposedly) use our brain a bit more than other types of gamblers. Get over yourselves.

Worst crimes in relationship with poker player: Blowing up their phone during session "What do you mean you don't know when you finish playing?" Causing drama during downswing "Baby I know that the game is good I am just slightly concerned that they're bandits who carry weapons"

When you're on a worst downswing of your existence and some momma's philosopher tells you "Everything happens for a reason"

"3 lambos in the makeup" merch to help successful and inspirational poker players of Instagram and Twitter keep it real - how is that for a business idea?

@realcharder30 Are you mansplaining?

@theomahafox Y r u being so emotional

Just when I thought there could be nothing dumber than using a solver while playing live poker people engaged into a heated discussion on who are more emotional, men or women I am not looking forward to the next low

In poker some weeks are a dog's ass

People called out for using GTO Wizard at WSOP is a genius PR stunt Note how they resisted the urge to hire girl in a bra and went with average guys That being said I am available for running sims at APT "How to make Doug Polk advertise you 10 minutes for free" Y'all got played

World Series of busted in the 64th place