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Alisa the Omaha Fox

Alisa the Omaha Fox

@theomahafox

Your boyfriend's favorite poker player @theomahafox on insta

Katılım Ekim 2018
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You know you're in a good poker game when a dealer is paid in cocaine
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Here is the link to the first chapter of my poker book. deviantart.com/iambearpolar/a… Expect epic bankroll management and life choices, private game politics, characters that may remind you of real-life figures and finally... Hand histories and live tells that do actually make sense!
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Reading one poker Twitter post is equivalent to unreading 5 books
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When two poker players argue online I side with the one who spells correctly
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Propaganda I am not falling for: "AI will replace you" Well, I'd like to see AI hero calling river jam with queen-high putting opponent on an attempt to reverse a live tell that nobody ever heard of.
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Had to make sure there is no GTO wizard running anywhere before I post the photo 😃 These days people are intellectually gifted so disclaimer: the GTO wizard part was obviously a joke. @GGPoker
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Underground poker tournament in Israel A player faces a jam on the river. He pulls out the book on Live Poker Tells and starts searching for something. After 10 minutes of research he makes a call and tables the mortal nuts.
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I know 16 good ways to stay sane on a poker downswing and none of them bloody works
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It's annoying when they claim to be accepting cards and then refuse to let me pay with an ace of diamonds
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If he can't make your toes shake, go all-in for half of your net worth with a PLO hand
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Poker players, stop trying so hard to seem intellectual. You produce more salad than a vegan restaurant. We all are just gamblers who (supposedly) use our brain a bit more than other types of gamblers. Get over yourselves.
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Worst crimes in relationship with poker player: Blowing up their phone during session "What do you mean you don't know when you finish playing?" Causing drama during downswing "Baby I know that the game is good I am just slightly concerned that they're bandits who carry weapons"
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When you're on a worst downswing of your existence and some momma's philosopher tells you "Everything happens for a reason"
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"3 lambos in the makeup" merch to help successful and inspirational poker players of Instagram and Twitter keep it real - how is that for a business idea?
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Just when I thought there could be nothing dumber than using a solver while playing live poker people engaged into a heated discussion on who are more emotional, men or women I am not looking forward to the next low
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People called out for using GTO Wizard at WSOP is a genius PR stunt Note how they resisted the urge to hire girl in a bra and went with average guys That being said I am available for running sims at APT "How to make Doug Polk advertise you 10 minutes for free" Y'all got played
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