The Crimson Chin

I keep getting ads for people with “autistic burnout”

Verse bottom because I’m the big spoon

Girls that poop Bitches that shit

Why are people getting g frustrated with me because I didn’t know some lady left her purse in the cafe 😤🤯

@amazedperfected You haven’t met my friend Ben

Being the only gay guy in Arkansas >>>

Why do we need $50 worth of quarters when 1% of customers use cash

I look so tall today

@rornronrnron Very that

@theonewithyarn the pg 13 eiffel tower

Two tall boys kissing over my head while I’m in the middle 🤩

@rornronrnron It is

being in a mascot costume seems rly fun

Got hit by a car on the way to work today :P

The basilisk when Ginny opened the chamber of secrets

Chewing my gum as obnoxiously as possible so I can act like a mean girl in 2008

Why the fuck are flowers so expensive just spent 200 dollars on two bouquets

@amazedperfected Let’s do it

Maybe I’ll learn a fun gay card game where you use magic and stuff

What came first the chicken or the twink

@henryyidk Devastation

FUCK U BATTLE ZONE

Me trying to impress yeasty trade

@rornronrnron YAYYYYY 🤩

if anyone cares i found it

Wait this is major