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ewedu niggas be posting trap music like they can even speak english irl.😭

A lot of people will come for me but Atheism stems from a place of laziness. You just want to sin without feeling accountable to any entity, you know deep down that a God exists but it’s just easier to ignore his existence.

I told this boy my height and he stopped replying me. Fairs.

We are all in our 20s right?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half-shell turtle power! Here we go, it's the lean green ninja team On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things So extreme, out the sewer like laser beams Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings Can't stop these radical dudes The secret of the ooze made the chosen few Emerge from the shadows to make their move The good guys win and the bad guys lose Leonardo's the leader in blue Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through Donatelloo is the fellow, has a way with machines Raphael's got the most attitude on the team Michelangelo, he's one of a kind And you know just where to find him when it's party time Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need To be one lean mean green incredible team Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power

hanging out with a man will make you so fat

But why human being go Dey chop for road?

"What do you call a man who is handsome, faithful, intelligent, and good at doing housework?"

pov: scene where Jesus meets God after forsaking him at the cross

i’m a serial reposter on x 😉

Quote with the 5th picture from your gallery no matter what it is

I'm one billing away from my dad asking me if na only me he born 😞

I have a joke, anyone wants to hear it? 🤣

My boyfriend bought 12 beakers for us to use as cups?

What I ordered. What I got😭

Happy Sunday famz😅🤍