THEORIES

3/5 - NWTF presents 10 years of XIBALBA at Chop Suey in Seattle. This show replaces Xibalba's set at NWTF2022, but don't worry we have something special cooking for their slot!

New Theories shirts, preorders coming soon!!... #itslitfam #litAF

"Should punching nazis in the face be acceptable?" FUCK YES. How is that even a question?! Punch on sight. twitter.com/JordanFreiman/…

Here's a picture of the snare I built for Joe Grindo of @theoriesgrind. 14x8 stainless steel shell, with triple flange hoops.

New Merch for our show in Portland at the Bossanova w/ #chokingviictim #cliterati and #steelchains !! Get Hyphy Doggggg!!

Nomads x @theoriesgrind ❤️

Tonight, Los Angeles, at the Complex, Theories @Wakegrind Vermin Womb Teeth. xVx as fuck....

Winters comin, Theories cares about you, we don't want you to catch cold, so pick 1 up on tour or from our online merch store @EarsplitPR

This what settin up for drum trackin some newnew look like.... @EarsplitPR #dickbuttkissrecords #weoutheregrindin'

2months til this tour grinds the fuck outta LA! @Wakegrind #VerminWomb @theoriesgrind and local TEETH (who destroy!)

@ticstah coincidentally, look up the lyrics to Road Dogs From Hell by Book Of Black Earth...

@SAEberwein merch.theories.us

Anyone missing their grandpa? Saw this one wandering around disoriented. good hat though #drumpf @realDonaldTrump

3 months til GrindApocalypse! @Wakegrind #VerminWomb #NoCleanSinging **Share, Spread the Word, Let's Do This Shit**

@Wakegrind Vermin Womb Theories Fall Tour Announcement!! Time to Fucking Grind The West!! nocleansinging.com/2016/08/02/wak…

@YO_RANDYJACKSON are you currently in Seattle? If so, I'm taking your advice and getting insurance on my car, player

REVIEW: @theoriesgrind #false, @immortal & #Anicon: The Archeron wp.me/p3c54J-b4f @EarsplitPR @gileadmedia

New "Presidential Pack" at the Theories Merch store!! merch.theories.us merch.theories.us

Pick up a new pin at a show on our tour starting in 2 days!! These will be sold on this tour ONLY!! @EarsplitPR

@mr_mocaine I claim temporary insanity, I was fucking wasted. twitter.com/mr_mocaine/sta…