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When you sneeze and hear bless you from the apartment next door ❤️

@NervousPresley Petzold could never conceive of this shot and that’s why he remains a box office bomb

I feel like if Amazon cast Callum as Bond then we’re definitely in a recession

@filmedpasta radical sloptimism

@theosal the dua soft power oh no thanks

In laws have the worst wall art I have ever see

@ravemother This, also by the last 3rd I was doing huge chunks just to get it finished as a matter of pride

@theosal yeah, i think it’s gonna give 2-3 months for me… because i have a very busy life

Infinite Jest Day 1 - let’s see how many i take to finish…….

@ravemother ~15 extra pages a day than what you’re doing you got this girl

@theosal girl we’re trying to finish in a month or so… which is a mammoth task 😭

@ravemother I think 50 days at this pace is not unreasonable lowk

Day 3 Page 57 girl i need to pump these numbers a bit on day 4 😭😭

Braziltwt stonks have soared since they introduced sloppy Portuguese translations

@TheKnownLover He looked a bit like mrs doubtfire in his later years. Come back to us Robin Williams

Not enough fat guy actors anymore

@rebirthcanal Periodt!

Mak Ntonalnts

if you're not watching Rivals on Disney+ you are missing out

@yolko0no The Cock, East Village reviews be like

when the bar smells like dirty cock

Think I just caught cancer cleaning the vent filter

@ds00za The bollard kid of looks like the babadook

Taking the ferry!

Caught boyf watching Mrs Brown’s Boys

@kudosdunce Period

Μακ Ντόναλντς 😋