moustached menace

Good hair day in PEI

@zulfi_sheikh Banger tweet

My dog immediately after we get inside from playing fetch for an hour:

Ask your doctor if cranking dat Soulja boi is right for you

The white boys not doing it like this no more

Sorry I can't! I'm locked in to the German Shopping Cart Return Championships...

@TorontoUltra Maybe the real franchise is the friends we made along the way 🥹

If you could only keep one COD franchise. Which would it be? ❤️ Like for Black Ops 💬 Comment for Modern Warfare

@_heavennssent 🫡

@theotherstoof thank you

Proof

@Brettsloan Kiss me

@theotherstoof Holy god damn

Happy to report it is a great hair day today

@_heavennssent No im shy

@theotherstoof did u watch the whole thing

Just saw a dude cranking his meat in a field from my office’s window 🥲👍

I don’t play about my non verbal time

she loves me... *plucks pubic hair* she loves me not....

2025 Toronto Blue Jays

.@coldplay

Beer should be free if you’re sad

How it feels to sit down to take a dump at the office and the seat’s already warm

Why is 2009 starting to look like 1980s 😭