Dr. Josie DeGroot (josiedegroot.bsky.social)

The reason you guys believed Donald Trump wouldn't start more wars, bring on more debt, and release the Epstein files is because you are stupid. You are a stupid person with a baby brain. You would be fooled by a game of peekaboo because you're stupid. 10 hours of keys jingling.

Packing up my bags. josiedegroot.bsky.social

Christian McCaffrey fantasy owners

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Today IS the day 🐍🖤📞💀 #reputationTV

@ReadTheSyllabus C) None of the above

Ugh 😑

I took the top off so I could see, but I should be all set for the NEXT TIME IT HAPPENS (because it will) reddit.com/r/keurig/s/R5D…

My @Keurig died during the descaling process (I’m so responsible)… turns out it’s a known issue that the company only cares about if your machine is less than a year old. So I drilled a hole in mine like Reddit suggested, poked a paper clip through it, and reset the switch. 🏆

@micsolana She is fired up and probably wants to put her hair in a ponytail (that’s how you know we are mad) and then remembers she’s in front of folks and should leave her hair down. If we all just agreed to put our hair up in the middle of a scolding, people would realize we’re serious

why does she keep doing this sexy hair thing in all her angry speeches like she’s in a movie

@kourtneyinhell Is your husband George Costanza?

Husband found a parking spot right in front of the packed aquarium today and immediately was like “this is a parking spot you’ll remember forever” and has managed to talk about it all day. Has also said “how about the parking spot though” about 30 times so far

@ProfJillian @SarahJTracy I do the same! Generalizability is not a goal of qual

Researchers should not berate themselves for not accomplishing goals that they did not set out to achieve in the first place. For example, noting that an in-depth case study is not statistically generalizable is ridiculous. #qualitative #academictwitter A 🧵

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…and Coach of the Year for DB!

Come on @taylorswift13 Go ahead and release the Karma album too! #freekarma #karmatruther #ttpd

@AcademicChatter That there’s an S on communication for communication studies research. THERE’S NO S!! Give the extras to mass communications.

What's the funniest misconception you've heard about your field of study?

If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important

As a #swifty I love the thematic grief journey in @taylorswift13 music. As an #academic, I hate that it falls back to Kübler-Ross. Please people, know that grief does not fit into easily defined boxes, nor does it follow a prescribed path (and then you’re *healed* ! 🌈⭐️) #TTPD

Just sent @SIUEGolf off on a Birdie Hunt 🐣🏌🏻

@eibroscheva @SIUE @summisa Well-deserved!!

Something really wonderful happened today. I am so humbled and honored to have been selected for the @SIUE Phenomenal Wom*n award. My heart is so full. Thank you @summisa for being part of this journey. I am so grateful to be your colleague and friend.