TheParsee

TheParsee is a multifunctional modular platform that keeps you in the market 24/7 and helps you find the most interesting moves. Smart selection of top traders from Hyperliquid with real-time data on their positions, a Price Monitor that highlights anomalous price movements across 700+ pairs in the moment, and an Economic Calendar that delivers real-time updates from key macroeconomic events. All in one place — modular subscriptions, pay only for what you actually need. theparsee.app We also have a convenient Telegram bot with even more data available in demo channels. A clean, user-friendly interface with the ability to receive posts from X directly into your Telegram feed — and even forward them to your own Telegram channels using the Channel Poster module. A great solution for anyone looking to grow their audience through a Telegram channel.

@cryptofergani You can always short. You can always long. Doesn't matter what stage of the cycle we are in. Plenty of opportunities in the market, guys. x.com/theparseeapp/s…

This is the last mega ROI crypto bull. You will never be able to 10-20-30x coins like you be able to here shortly ever again. This is it. The final glitch in the matrix. Perform.

Masterpiece.

$ROAM — a textbook case of early detection, in both directions. Our model flagged the pump at +2.1% ($0.0122). Within the hour it ran +23%, peaking near $0.0149. Then, right at the top, it called the turn — a -2.8% signal at $0.0145. Over the next hour ROAM fell another -28%, down to $0.0104. A +23% run caught at +2%, a -28% drop caught at the top — each playing out inside an hour. We don't predict. We detect, early, both ways.

@CoinMarketCap Same feeling when we catch those altcoin moves. Nothing beats that rush. x.com/theparseeapp/s…

Me when my low cap cracks the top

Another premium-only call from TheParsee - Price Monitor $ATM broke out of accumulation at 06:00 UTC and immediately started ripping. Our system caught the first leg: $1.207 → $1.239 (+2.65% in just 3 minutes). By 06:45 UTC the price hit $1.402. That’s +16.16% in less than 45 minutes. This move doesn’t care about the bear market. Doesn’t care about the US-Iran conflict. Just pure momentum.

While the entire market is consolidating amid Retail Sales reports, Donald Trump’s speech, and Kevin Warsh’s first press conference as Fed Chair, $ROAM is making absolutely incredible moves. Premium users received the 3.99% price detect instantly, and by the time it was published in @theparseepm (with a 10-minute delay), the price had already pumped another 9.6% — and this may not even be the end. Incredible accuracy of the system.

@cryptofergani In 2026, you need an edge and you need speed. Trading has changed, the whole market is about maximum engagement now. Whoever sees everything wins. We see everything. And we win. Today's move on $PORTAL is the perfect example. x.com/theparseeapp/s…

How to be profitable in 2026: Take HEAVY profits NO emotions when trading WORK for all your bags NEVER look back at PAST trades NEVER MARRY a bag Buy the BLOOD sell the GREEN Stack as much SOL as possible.

@cryptorover Bull or bear market, there are always plenty of ways to make money every day. Spot or futures, doesn't matter. What matters is knowing what to trade. x.com/theparseeapp/s…

We are in the final phase of the $BTC bear market. Bitcoin should bottom in the next few months. I'm aggressively deploying capital on spot.

@Kalshi_Finance Bubble about to pop? Looks more like pure degen hype trading than any actual valuation RN

BREAKING: SpaceX reached a $3 trillion valuation in after-hours trading The company's revenue in 2025 was $18.7 billion

@KobeissiLetter The deal is getting closer and closer, let's hope everything goes to plan tomorrow.

BREAKING: US oil prices drop below $78/barrel as markets price-in the US-Iran peace deal.

One of many incredible alerts that isn’t shared on public channels and provides an edge exclusively to our premium subscribers of the Price Monitor feature. At 08:45 UTC, $PORTAL began breaking out of its consolidation pattern with a small uptrend, which our model instantly identified at the $0.0127 mark. Now, three hours later, $PORTAL continues its moderate upward movement, with the price peaking at $0.0185—a 45.67% net move. Many of you will only learn about this move hours later, as an after-the-fact observation, and many of you will be plagued by FOMO because it was a potentially easy trade. We find out about it instantly, and it is precisely this advantage that allows us to remain competitive in the market in 2026. theparsee.app

@CointelegraphMT The situation is a bit different here, and this is a global trend. Last week, the ECB raised rates, and now the Bank of Japan has done the same. The U.S. economy is also heading toward a rate hike. Don’t expect an immediate reaction from the markets.

🇯🇵 MARKETS: BoJ to 1% but crypto didn’t care this time. Here’s why: The Bank of Japan hiked 25bp to 1.0% today, the highest since September 1995. After this, Nikkei punched through 70,000 for the first time ever, USD/JPY held above 160, and BTC barely flinched at ~$66k. In August 2024, a same-sized surprise hike dragged BTC from $65k to $50k in a week. Four reasons the playbook broke: 1. The hike was already priced in. Polymarket sat at 98–99% pre-meeting. 2. Carry is structurally smaller. The fast hedge-fund leg blew up in 2024, with net JPY shorts collapsing from ~180k to flat in 5 weeks. Today’s 145k shorts are extreme but hedged carry has been negative since mid-2022. 3. BTC is already low. 50% off October highs, $4.4B of ETF outflows over 13 sessions cleared the leverage. 4. Real rates remain deeply negative. The carry isn’t dead, it’s just no longer the marginal driver of BTC.

@CoinMarketCap We saw it, we reacted. Memecoin dumps like this are nothing new, the space is literally built for fast, info-based trading. If you don't have an edge, 24/7 news monitoring, or some kind of anomaly detection, you're just exit liquidity for the people dumping these coins.

LATEST: 🐳 A single whale dumped 92% of SIREN's total supply in 48 hours, netting 64.8M USDT and crashing the AI memecoin over 90%, according to Lookonchain.

Another incredible alert on $FARTCOIN. The movement was detected during a sharp drop of more than 2%, after which the price continued to fall by another 8%. A very strong indication.

@Coinvo WTF 🥴

INSANE: 🇺🇸 Republican influencer Konner Earnest has been arrested for having sex with a dog! 😳

@cryptofergani $EVAA is the perfect example of this. Look at those insane moves in just 11 minutes - dumps 15% then rips 20% right after the @TheParseePM alert. Absolute ping-pong, pure dirty work from the market maker.

You are about to see the most hated alt rally in history.

For yet another day in a row, if you had simply copied all the trades from our service, you would have remained well in the black. We are truly proud to have built a system and assembled a roster of traders that consistently delivers strong results over the long term and comes out on top. $BTC, $ZEC, $HYPE, and the market as a whole showed excellent growth, and our traders analyzed the market perfectly, with most of them opening long positions.

@AshCrypto Weekly charts can ignore indicators for months, so keep in mind that a bullish div doesn't mean the market flips green the second it prints. Trade smart and don't get reckless.

$BTC confirmed a weekly bullish divergence for the first time in 4 years, since the 2022 bottom. It also reclaimed the 200W MA follwinh the US- Iran PEACE DEAL. The Russell 2000 is back to a new all-time high with ISM PMI at 54, both of which are strong signs of a risk-on season. But on the other hand, BTC is following the classic 4-year cycle, which means the bottom is still 3-4 months away. The 2 key levels now for BTC are 20W MA at $71,000 and 50W MA at $91,000, which should be reclaimed for a new bull cycle. Otherwise, the death cross will play out for BTC like in 2022, leading to more sideways pain and a final capitulation bottom around October 2026.

@Kalshi_Finance Love a green Monday. Especially when the traders we track are confirming the move. x.com/theparseeapp/s…

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24 trades. 100% win rate. Still trading. @TheParseeHP just giving you an opportunity and the ball is in your court. What are you doing with that information?