ThePatLafferty

My head says one thing, but my heart says another 🤔

Scrolling down memory lane and I recall this one time I blacked out drunk in my college dorm at IUP and flooded two floors. So not cool bruh

Tbh

They say alcohol makes you feel more confident. They say red bull gives u so much energy, that it gives u wings When u mix them they sometimes give u legal ramifications

I want a 4lifer but y’all bitches 4EVERYBODY

Issa parade inside my city yeahhh

Pop ya shit twin

Crimson Hawks flying high: IUP ranked No. 1 in NCAA Division II men's basketball wtae.com/article/iup-cr…

stop twerking if nothin is moving but ur heart rate

I got my AZ license and this jawn don’t expire until 2060.

I hate kp this nigga know me too well and always know my shit before I tell him 😂

I really think my calling is the adult industry. These plots are beyond me!

Her: hi handsome Me: damn bitch you already lying?

Bro, I could lock in with this one shorty but a relationship kinda hinders my shenanigans for my first full summer in Phoenix. New city, new body count, babe lemme just see what I could hit before you wrangle me in for tacos and visas 🥹👀

Sick of hinge matching me with fat shawties from Nigeria. At least make it gas and scam me

It's mandatory to thank God everyday, whether my day was good or bad.

my fear of being unsuccessful is even bigger than my fear of dying.

She said “communication is key” then communicated with 20 other mfs

@christiemassari Bitch

Pat just said “I’m gonna ft you in a sec” Me, wide awake: “I’m napping plz don’t”

Sometimes I have to make a hard decision and just be that harm ass nigga when the designated hater ain’t doin enough