The Pentra at Heathrow
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The Pentra at Heathrow
@thepentra
The Long Bar | A stone's throw away from Heathrow | For website & Pentra merch, click link in bio
United Kingdom Katılım Eylül 2019
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If you wish REALLY hard, this Christmas, you might just get what you want in the New Year 👀 We all know how it feels to get what you want…
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@harvey_r_j @dadwroteaporno Nah that’s head office. You’ll probably see Matilda.
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Wait. We were introduced in this episode. Go listen. NOW.
The Pentra at Heathrow@thepentra
Isn’t there enough suffering in the world?
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Isn’t there enough suffering in the world?
My Dad Wrote A Porno@dadwroteaporno
Yep, we did. And it’s out now.
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Audio clearer than a glass of ice cold Chilean Chardonnay. Let’s do this!
My Dad Wrote A Porno@dadwroteaporno
To celebrate 10 years, we’re going back to where it all began, releasing remastered versions of our first season daily for the next two weeks starting today. A perfect time to go back to where it all began. The writing’s no better, but hopefully the audio will be!
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Did you know that tin is the traditional gift for a ten year anniversary? It's cute, and all, but if it's not served by a fringe member of the British Royal Family in the back of a horse box then we don't want to know!
@dadwroteaporno @FlintstoneRocky
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Even on the bad days, the Long Bar will always be waiting for you.
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@thepentra @dadwroteaporno @netflix The first 3 rows of the Musical would get very Muddy 😂😂😂. And probably get Marked with Crazy Symbols
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The Pentra at Heathrow retweetledi
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It’s a clammy one! Try not to get too sweaty and let’s avoid making a mess.
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@juliec56482 @FlintstoneRocky How many Panama hats can you fit into a suitcase? 🤔
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Wait until she ends up with the Duchess’s suitcase IFKYK
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Interesting AF@interesting_aIl
Today I learned you can buy unclaimed luggage
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This Easter, remember that the silver service isn’t always what you expect.
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Hmmm.... Sorry Pentra, can't believe it... an Irish bar man enjoying peace and quiet... @dadwroteaporno you'll be telling me next he's off the drink as well... jus surmisin...
The Pentra at Heathrow@thepentra
@FlintstoneRocky @dadwroteaporno He’s enjoying the peace and quiet. There have been no accusations of women in the bar being prostitutes since that raunchy flight to East Berlin a few months ago 👀
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@FlintstoneRocky @dadwroteaporno He’s enjoying the peace and quiet. There have been no accusations of women in the bar being prostitutes since that raunchy flight to East Berlin a few months ago 👀
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Thanks guys… I’ll do as I’m told… btw how is Paddy the barman, he’s been very quiet recently. @dadwroteaporno jus askin...
The Pentra at Heathrow@thepentra
Our boss asked us to post about No Nut November. He left before explaining what it is but we assume it's that period of the year where you stop eating nuts, knowing that you'll be eating plenty during the festive season! Please don't fail No Nut November. Stay away from your nuts
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Our boss asked us to post about No Nut November. He left before explaining what it is but we assume it's that period of the year where you stop eating nuts, knowing that you'll be eating plenty during the festive season! Please don't fail No Nut November. Stay away from your nuts
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We're trying to sell banana daiquiris, obviously. What did you think we meant?
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We've been MIA, sorry! We thought we'd better come back now though. Why? No reason... 🫢
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