The One and Only Peter Falk

@subwayenjoyer69 @jazxaldo I edge my risotto until it al funghi

@jazxaldo I’m edging people and cooking a risotto?

You edge people still put wine in ya risotto??

@StrengthOfFates It’s being described as “an ass beaters delight”

WMD rocking The Rumble this year

Met a guy in the shop today that grew up in Detroit hardcore. Casually mentioning Cold As Life shows and saw my Hatebreed rip and was like “oh I was at the album launch for that record, what’s it call? Satisfaction?” OKAY CUNT

I don’t need to know what colour red bull is. That’s not for me to know.

@StrengthOfFates Truly psycho lineup

Carry On and Straight Ahead at Tied Down 🫡

@GABELORD Ever since you first took me here, I show it to everyone whenever I visit Adelaide

I always forget that one of the strangest things in Adelaide is the Elvis memorial in the Botanic Garden

@supsuphannah I was thinking about making one the other week

Hey someone should make shirts with the OG australian Gladiators (1995 tv show) on them because I WANT ONE

@MoroseJerk Welcome

I’m now ‘has vertigo’ years old

Last week I got a kebab on high st. I was gonna go to some pumping joint but across the road was an old bloke with no customers so I wanted to give him a go. Ordered a chicken with all salads, cheese and bbq sauce. He gave me a bread roll with chicken in it. Nothing else.

@GABELORD @AmboRudd

You never know who you’ll run into at the footy. Great to cheer on our Socceroos with Former Prime Minister John Howard in Colorado.

@subwayenjoyer69 Hey man, can you pick me up a $50 gift card for Westfield while you’re there?

Going to Westfield to spend the $50 gift card I got for Westfield. Anybody need anything from Westfield?

Living above a shop is so cute until you realise you’re not on a residential street and the council doesn’t give a fuck about doing loud roadworks outside your window all night

Me when I’m trying to unsubscribe from EatClub emails

@GABELORD Truly so stupid. Can’t wait to watch him singing highly censored versions of his back catalogue while looking like the crypt keeper

@thepeterfalk Kicking snags on the mcg yesterday in a gold Death Row varsity jacket

Yeah just a crip bandana print Sherrin thanks mate.

How it feels telling the group chat I don’t want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don’t like the texture of the food they serve

Elly got me a pack of Arnott’s Family Favourites for Father’s Day and honestly she couldn’t have done better