John “Hog” Hannah

Parents are getting emotional during the wedding and want me to settle down soon. Told them I settle down almost every night, and in the morning, I’m free. I love you mom, I love you. #bachelor

Fuck yeah

How do I soft launch to my parents I forgot my manscapper at home and need them to bring it up for pw. #jungle

@hoosierjests If only phi delt had a creamery party

@hoosierjests If people knew what the pi kapp creamery party was this would do numbers #ballknower #bluechew

Another update: my buddy banged a 30 year old Cuban and nutted in 2 minutes.

I da told a stripper I want to take her out of this and that I love her. #wtf

Update: told the stripper that we’re gonna run away to the Bahamas and she said no. #whatdatmean

Absolute chills at rock bar today. #rapeauburnpike

Good shot windy day #wigga

Black guy just let me into the freshman dorm 🔥

@WillHorstman_ Chris Lotito the most slept on player in the nation!!! Believe that 💯

With Penn State missing out on 5-star 2026 guard Dylan Mingo, here’s how its roster projects for next season with the offseason about a month away: Freshmen: Reggie Grodin (RS), Jamison White Sophomores: Kayden Mingo, Mason Blackwood, Ivan Jurić, Melih Tunca, Justin Houser, Tibor Mirtič, Chris Lotito Juniors: Dominick Stewart, Eli Rice (RS) Seniors: Freddie Dilione V (RS), Saša Ciani

Some might call this a “vintage moment”#LeBronDay

Epstein files supposed to be released by Friday. Let’s see which major US city has a terrorist attack tomorrow.

Sometimes I wish I was a diva #1 WR posting cryptic messages on twitter and then posting with songs that describe my on going contract dispute with my team on instagram.

I really wanna fuck Rosa parks. Imagine having sex with a girl who doesn’t wanna get up. #mondays

Just received a call informing me that Maddie kowalski’s mom was in DZ at UF. And I swear to god her nickname was the “easy DZ”. Someone please keep an eye on Todd Kowalski. #MadisonKowalski #kowalski #gaysonin4 #FloridaGirl

Hearing that there’s 9 #MadisonKowalski videos being sent around. Also heard fraternities at UF were having viewing parties in their chapters rooms🤣. #reaper #kowalski

Hog always comes through. #KowalskiAnalysis

Yes I am working on getting some intel from my sources in DZ Florida. I’d imagine their standards board is in hell rn. Will update when I get a reply.#MadisonKowalski #reaper #kowalski

Never wrong just early #maddiekowalski #UFDZ #floridamarykate