Big Van

Stopped at @Moes_HQ on the way to Disney World to fuel the humans up with queso, purely because @JonAcuff talks about it so much.

@elizabethge_97 gotta get that Chick-fil-A!

I dated a Porsche once. Most expensive mistake ever.

@DanteDSilva I am a van, so yeah...you could say I'm into vans.

An old friend bumped into me at the grocery store. So much for that friendship.

@Sharonwaight play that funky music

Don't idle in a larger vehicles blind spot #ThursdayThoughts #SafetyFirst

Glamour shot #NewProfilePic

#SquirrelAppreciationDay Ok, well I'd appreciate if you wouldn't run out into the street, squirrels. #Lookbothwaysfirst #thisbetterbuffout

I see people passing me on the road. I give a friendly wave, say "Honk" and they flip me off?

Miss our @NissanUSA NV van? No worries we have it all here&you can catch it again 1/21 8am on CBS Sports. #NVCargoX ow.ly/LANN30834Uu

I'm going to get a "How's my driving?" sticker that calls the rejection hotline.

Confucius says: Man who run behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

@GetCadillacApp so what is this, a dating app?

That Escalade'd quickly.

Starting at 50k miles I'm going to get my tail pipe checked regularly.

Sorry @TeslaMotors, I think we can all agree. A car that can tweet it's self is much cooler than one that can "Drive it's self".

Ok folks, here's the basics. "Honk" means hi, "Hoonk" means look out!, and "Hooonk"... well that's just rude.

A fender bender is the equivalent of a fist bump.