Carl B.

Screw u rush pinball

DO NOT PLAY THE RUSH PINBALL MACHINE IN THE CAMDEN WAWA!!! IT TOOK MY FRIGGIN QUARTERS!!! Im about to choose freewill & put my foot up its canadian ass!!! (god rest your soul neal peart rip)

New things dropping this Friday! Stay tuned. ⚔️🔥

hey @therealcarl2 look

⁦@therealcarl2⁩ ⁦@danasnyder⁩ ⁦@adultswim⁩ I saw 2wycked in the wild today

Excited to be at Galaxycon: Animate! Raleigh this weekend Jan 5-7. I’ll be doing an ATHF panel with Carey Means & @danasnyder and a YPF panel with @HenryLovesYou! My bio says I wrote something called “The Land of Boggs”. Stop by and tell me what it is!

I’m on Cameo and I can make youre holiday a living hell! Hire me to ruin the christmas of youre enemy!!! v.cameo.com/e/koY0spDtHFb

Who is ready for the return of #AquaTeenHungerForce tonight on @adultswim!? Exclusive interview: youtu.be/OwGvtErPjrE @DaveWillis2 @Carey_Means @danasnyder #AdultSwim

I just joined cameo!!!! Hire me tomorow to give you my forcefull opinions!!! I will get rid of your stupidest uncle with the power of my voice!!! cameo.com/davidwillis

'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' Season 12 Trailer Dials Up the Funky Beat collider.com/aqua-teen-hung…

STREAM THIS!!! You cant see but I’m grabbing my junk

DAMN STRIAGHT!!!! I looooook goooooooood!

VHS so I can study film tomorow and email play sugestions to Giants website

I hate that Brian Daboll looks like a poor man’s Carl.

FLATTEN DABOLL’S TIRES!!! He does not leave until he personaly apologizes to every season ticket holder! Make him wash our feet like jesus!!!

YOUR ON YOURE OWN TONITE, BART OATES!!!!

FIRE DABOLL BEFORE THE GAME IS OVER!!!!! SEND A MESSAGE!!!!!

Goodbye Boston!!!! It was a pleasure!!!! Keep worshipping me like the dogs you are!!!!!

Saturday May 20th! Boston! We're screening a brand new Aqua Teen animatic about your city and the mooninite panic of 2007. Never before seen! Not even by me! Q and A after berklee.edu/BPC/events/bos…