Tyler Gooch

When one of my posts has less than 10 likes I just think about those videos of the best musician in the world playing his $3k violin in the subway and you all are the people getting roasted on the viral video for just strolling by and not realizing the brilliance in your presence

@TheWapplehouse I don’t have to imagine sadly

imagine these chasing you

Hey @KristiNoem you like what you see?

Guy who doesn’t really understand how haikus work

@Cxrbin @REALSTARKS27 thought this was you at first

let the congregation say amen

Barabbas being set free and Jesus being crucified is the ultimate reminder of the importance of voting

@jensnewyear @shesbonky No but I’ve driven through there and made a point to stop and pee (to mark territory)

@shesbonky @therealgoochy is this where you live?

i need everyone to know that whilst driving through virginia today i spotted a sign for GOOCHLAND 🤨 do we tell them or

They’re just kids but the players for Sienna have let the nation down and should feel bad

Connor O’Malley videos are very difficult for me because I love them and find them hilarious, but I can’t share them with many of the people in my life for fear of them having me committed if they find out this is what I find funny

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

Here is what I know about the ongoing situation in the Middle East. I know the Ayatollah’s in Iran. I know there’s Russians in Afghanistan. And I know there’s wheel of fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide. I don’t know much beyond that though.

If I ever found out there was a fish god my first thought would be “holy mackerel”

Ok AI guy. AI can code. AI can write technical documentation. It can read a contract. But can AI frame mog Clavicular? Can AI jestergoon and jestermax instead of chadfishing moids?

If the pursuit of Mambo No. 6 has taught us anything it’s that Lou Begas can’t be Lou Choosers

Wait, you’re trying to tell me that Jean clawed Van Damme?

Instead of feeding the 5,000 with fish and loaves for a day, I think Jesus should’ve taught the 5,000 to fish and bake and fed them for a lifetime. Just my opinion

Is it just me or have people become extremely materialistic? They think all their problems will be solved if they can just buy one more trinket or if you'll just pay them back the money you owe them for the tickets to Butter (a Korn cover band b/c you cover corn with butter)

I have it on good authority that when Rhianna said “we found love in a hopeless place” the hopeless place she was talking about was Southern Indiana

Recency bias wasn’t even really a thing 20 years ago

I'm never gonna danth again. -Careless lisper

We hear them singing Dahoo Dores in the movie, but the rest of the year the Who down in Whoville sing Pinball Wizard and Baba O’Reily