@j0emcelr0y I’ve never heard of him. But 2grand for any tickets to anyone is fucking stupid.
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clydey
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clydey
@therealianclyde
kopites are gobshites. pass it on.
Phenix City, AL Katılım Ekim 2011
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If I was yank I'd never go another gig again, what do you mean you paid over 2 grand for tate mcrae
ִֶָ@tatemclisa
i’m almost done paying off my tate mcrae ticket
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@Lantenac @risversed Ya mums fanny reeks. It smells like
4 week old aromatic perch
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@risversed fragrant, aromatic are the words
effuse, redoll
distill
imbue, waft
you rarely use the concept verbs "stink" or "reek", alone without context.
ie a book starts with the line:
The garden reeked (of something).
Same for the positive verbs.
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@RichieFirth Slap dash and half arsed. 2/10. Must try harder.
Mine for reference. But it’s got room for brekky dishes yet
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Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF
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@but_cyclists Entirely the fault of the Jaecoo and Insurance will go that way, but turning into that junction under what sounds to be decent acceleration was a bit dumb. Just a few MPH less and he would have seen the numpty.
he probably vengaboy'd that junction many times and got complaisant
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POV: you're out for a drive and an SUV owner decides to ruin your day.
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@bushontheradio Salt and pepper box. It’s for ribs, wings, chicken strips, Chips, Samosas, nuggets, Curry sauce and Rice. £18.
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Unbelievable servant to the club ❤️ The best 8million pound signing you’ll see ⚽️
Liverpool FC@LFC
We can confirm Andy Robertson will bring his Reds career to an end at the conclusion of the current season. He will do so as a Liverpool legend ❤️
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Former Migos rapper Offset shot in Florida - reports bbc.in/4tCemYO
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🚨 BREAKING: Harvey Barnes set to declare for Scotland
Reports this morning claim the winger is ready to switch international allegiance ahead of future fixtures.
A source close to the player said:
“He believes he has a better chance of winning the World Cup with Scotland.”
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@Gaz3putt There was gonna be a sequel to this involving @eddiemurphy as a triplet. No jokes
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Can be that hard to tell. One is short and fat and the other is an Austrian bodybuilder.
Sky News@SkyNews
A woman who had sex with identical twins separately "within four days of each other" has been told by a panel of judges that it is "not possible" to identify which one is the father of her baby. Full story ⬇️ trib.al/ZuJ3Rol
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You think I'm joking? Here's the video
Arojinle@arojinle1
There's nothing you won't see on the internet. So, this woman named Becky is attempting the World Masturbation records. You need to see how friends, parents and her boss came to support her. The highlight for me was when they started saying we believe she can do it because she's been "training for months" They made it sound like it's the marathon she's preparing for. I hope it's just a skit
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@therealianclyde @MattCas04807118 Obviously not the one thats missing. 😂
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WTF!!😡😡
Broad daylight, two very weak children with a knife snd hammer take on a bloke with one hand.😳😳
He’s as hard as feck until he isnt after being punched by the guy and hurt.👏
Feral feckers!
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@aaayveeee Man! I’ve seen some dumb comments on Twitter in my time. But you, Rodders, are the dumbest commenter I’ve seen.
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Nigga nobody signed up to watch yo shit . Shut your ass up .
Matt Rife@mattrife
The Druski skit situation is funny to me. The skit is hilarious. People being offended need to grow up. BUT everyone defending the skit also needs to keep this same energy about aaalllllllll comedy. Don’t go crying next time a bit upsets you personally. If jokes shake you to your soul SO deeply, consider that you may be an emotionally underdeveloped human, not fit for this life. The world needs comedy ❤️
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@eportsocial @justinmadders I’ve said this before. There is not enough people in the town centre to make this place a success. It needs more homes and more footfall from them.
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Great to see @justinmadders addressing the deadlock on the Port Arcades! Sign the petition!
Justin Madders@justinmadders
Millions £ of public money are going into Ellesmere Port town centre — but Port Arcades owners, the Adhan Group, must play their part. 👉 Sign my petition: c.org/8tkSVgKRKx Let’s deliver for our community. #EllesmerePort 🎵 Cylinder Five – Chris Zabriskie (CC BY 4.0)
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Reckon it is another decade for us to get to this level of regeneration in Ellesmere Port town centre.
Tony McDonough@tonymc39
Contractor VINCI Building has completed demolition work on part of Bootle Strand clearing the way for the new Mons Square and Salt and Tar venue upgrades in a project costing tens of millions of pounds Full story in comments…
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@MaxiGonzalez_23 @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @BoneheadsPage First three are Wembley. Last one is Heaton park.
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