Mark Lane

Retweets =/= endorsements DMs = open

Sarge.

.@NFL_DougFarrar is a good guy. I hate to see his family have to face this hardship. Please consider: gofundme.com/f/help-for-cla…

Gary Danielson calls a game like a loudmouth brother-in-law at a party.

Brandin Cooks makes the Pro Bowl.

@MySportsUpdate It's new for this year.

Has Dak Prescott always had this “YAAAA, HERE WE GO” cadence?

“MVS with a game winning touchdown!” -Charissa Thompson

Stuff like that make for bad arguments in the Sauce vs. Stingley debate.

Dolly Parton Forever

I despise the new AT&T iPhone commercial. The lady doesn't get her needs met, and the commercial ends with pitch gal bragging about her phone. I don't know who is being served with this advertisement, but it sure isn't the initial subject. It's almost surreal.

It's what @SeanMartinNFL & I do on the #HiddenYardage podcast. #porknroll #TriangleUp

With the #Cowboys dominating in terms of implanting on everyone's sports consciousness, Jerry Jones has basically found a way to have a Super Bowl parade every year without needing to win the big game.

If the #Cowboys win: refs If Dallas loses: #Dak sucks

With 470 passing yards today, C.J. Stroud has broken the single game rookie passing yards record! 🔥 #Texans | #WeAreTexans

@RC_cog @LouMerloni And sometimes a Ford C. Frick Award winner like Eric Nadel is just lucky enough to be there. nbcdfw.com/news/sports/ra…

@LouMerloni Not everyone needs to be a over dramatic fan boy like Dave O’Brien will flemming and that 95 year old. Sometimes it’s about the play and player not the announcer.

To win Game 1 of the WORLD SERIES!!! Kind of thought he’d be more excited.

So I was having a latte with Paul Bunyan at the LAN party, and he asked me for a stat proving C.J. Stroud's worth to the offense. I showed how the #Texans went from last in TOP per drive (2:29) to 12th-worst (2:41). What effect does that have on the defense?

Ha. Last time the #Rangers were in the World Series, the #Cowboys were playing the #Rams in Arlington.

Imagine if the Amazon series "Invincible" were instead based on true events surrounding the Scott Linehan offensive coordinator tenure in Dallas.

ATTN: @goldmctNFL

@roll_sox I know. I was promised flying cars.

Here's what Kyle Shanahan said about Steve Wilks blitz call that led to long Vikings TD ninerswire.usatoday.com/2023/10/23/49e…