Laszlo Panaflex
343 posts
>be Spartan warrior
>raised on black broth (pork, blood, vinegar, salt)
>start training at age 7
>diet is meat, cheese, olives, wine, fish from the Aegean
>zero processed food, zero seed oils, zero soy
>fight in bronze armour in Mediterranean heat
>hold Thermopylae with 300 men against 100,000 Persians
>grain-fed Persian conscripts collapse from exhaustion before lunch
>you're still fighting on day three
>still standing when the arrows blot out the sun
>fast forward 2,500 years
>modern doctor says your cholesterol would be dangerous
>modern doctor cannot do one pull-up
>modern doctor recommends statins and a Mediterranean diet of pasta
>you could march 40 miles in armour carrying 60 pounds and then fight a battle
>clearly what you needed was more wholegrain toast
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What’s the dark side of going to the gym nobody talks about?
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@RZitelmann Klaro, und im Hintergrund sein Mond - der blaue Planet 🤡
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I had sex with my girlfriend’s younger sister in their house while her family was out for a few hours. She was 22, had been teasing me all day in her short sundress. The moment we were alone on the couch, she climbed onto my lap and we started kissing deeply, her tongue eager against mine…….
𝕆.𝔾_𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪🛰@franky_da_1st
We listen we don’t judge: sex edition
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The last time oil was at 110, the market was 10% lower.
Incase it was not clear; REDUCE RISK immediately.
And don’t forget that your quote-unquote “amazing” stocks were down 20% a month ago when oil was at $110. So don’t start thinking that just because you have good stocks, they’ll hold if a sell-off is coming. If oil can’t fix itself, the market is going a lot lower.
A hurricane sinks all ships.
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The hidden physics of everyday things you never questioned:
1. The refrigerator doesn't create cold. It moves heat from inside to outside. Cold is not a thing,it is the absence of heat being relocated.
2. Glass is not a solid. It is an amorphous liquid frozen mid-flow. Old windowpanes are thicker at the bottom because the glass has been slowly moving downward for centuries.
3. Fire is not a thing. It is a process,the visible release of energy as a substance rapidly oxidises. Flame has no mass, no defined boundary, no independent existence.
4. The shadow you cast is travelling at the speed of light. Shadows are not objects,they are the absence of photons, and absence propagates as fast as presence does.
5. When you stand on the ground you are not touching it. The electrons in your feet and the electrons in the floor repel each other. Physical contact as you experience it is electromagnetic resistance, not actual touch.
6. Hot water freezes faster than cold water under certain conditions. This is called the Mpemba effect and physicists still do not fully agree on why it happens.
7. Sound cannot travel in space. But if it could, the sun would be louder than anything the human ear could survive at any distance.
8. A piece of paper cannot be folded in half more than seven times regardless of its size. The exponential thickness increase makes it physically impossible.
9. The atoms in your body are almost entirely empty space. If you removed all the empty space from every atom in every human on Earth, all of humanity would fit inside a sugar cube.
10. Honey never expires. Archaeologists have found 3,000-year-old honey in Egyptian tombs that was still chemically edible.
11. The static electricity built up by walking across a carpet is between 10,000 and 35,000 volts. The shock you feel is harmless only because the current is near zero.
12. Metals that are perfectly smooth will permanently bond on contact in a vacuum. There is no force holding them apart,welding requires no heat, only the absence of surface contamination.
13. The loudest sound ever recorded,the 1883 Krakatoa eruption was heard 4,800 kilometres away and circled the Earth four times as a pressure wave.
14. Light from the sun takes eight minutes to reach you. When you look at the sun you are looking eight minutes into the past. When you look at the nearest star beyond the sun, you are looking four years into the past.
15. Time moves measurably faster at the top of a tall building than at its base. Gravity literally slows time. Your head ages fractionally faster than your feet every single day.
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Nothing in the the English language starts with an N and ends with a G.
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@Neo__Hq @Cobratate Fucking loser here. i think he is right
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A comprehensive troubleshooting guide for new carnivores, compiled over five years of answering the same questions:
Tired in the afternoon? Add more butter.
Hungry between meals? Add more butter.
Headache in the first week? Add more butter. Also salt. But mostly butter.
Constipated? Add more butter.
Loose stools? Add more butter.
Craving carbs? Add more butter.
Cold hands and feet? Add more butter.
Dry skin? Add more butter. On the steak, not the skin.
Poor sleep? Add more butter.
Bad mood? Add more butter.
Gym performance dropping? Add more butter.
Gym performance fine but you just want it to be better? Add more butter.
Wife complaining about the butter? More butter. Different problem, same answer.
Doctor concerned about your LDL? The doctor is not the patient. Add more butter.
Keto flu? Butter.
Plateau on the scales? Butter.
Hair feeling dry? You're not eating enough fat. Add butter.
Feeling bored of the food? The food is not the problem. The amount of butter on the food is the problem.
Friend telling you this can't be healthy? Offer them some butter. Watch their face.
Thinking about quitting because it's not working? You are almost certainly eating lean meat with insufficient butter. Add butter. Report back in a week.
Already added butter and still have the problem? Add more butter.
There is no problem in the first thirty days of carnivore that cannot be solved, improved, or entirely dissolved by the addition of more butter.
I am aware this sounds like a joke. It is not. It is the single most common mistake new carnivores make, and the single most effective intervention anyone has ever suggested on this account.
The fat is the mechanism. The butter is the fat in its most accessible, most concentrated, most delicious form.
Add more butter.
That's the tweet. That's the whole guide. Five years of experience compressed into two words.
Save it.
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My Dick‼️
I remember I was homeless I ripped a bitch soul out her body for a shower & food
Dear Self.@Dearme2_
MEN ONLY!!!! What saved you when you were at your lowest?
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