Paul Keller

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put Merrit on top. Put Neville in the middle and burn the fucking lot. #RCTID

Trade Bravo #RCTID

Remember when the Timbers scored at home?

@ICENINEKILLS I’d play that game!

Feel free to fight amongst yourselves. Like a Dragon: Yakuza, coming October 24.

@leverus I’m sure you’ve been asked this a bunch but are you ever going to write actual books for Fillory and Further?

@therealodj He was off.

Teammates etching their names and Oregon State into the MLB history books. #GoBeavs

@ElonMNews A

@SquareEnix It’s a shame it’s only out on Switch

Listen, Harvestella is a really fun and cozy game! 🌱

@therealodj Man upstairs is just playing Fifa24

Why is Fox so good at broadcasting 🏈 but so bad at broadcasting ⚽️?

Now that’s how finish @daironasprilla! You will be greatly missed. #RCTID

Just got home, turn on the game… #RCTID

@therealodj @therealtodzilla My coolest stats during The Celestial's Finest Season of #MARVELSNAP!marvelsnap.com/seasonrecap/sh…

Seriously guys show some killer instinct for once. Shoulda put the screws in on the whitecaps being up a man for almost the whole second half…instead you parked the bus. It’s disappointing. #RCTID

@therealodj Go now…you won’t miss anything at this point. lol

Seven minutes of stoppage is a direct insult to my “I’ll pee after the game” decree

@therealodj None of this….

@therealodj Instead it’s just this….

Me, to the Timbers right now:

Oregons unemployment department is seriously the worst.

@therealodj Our defense suuuuuucks. 33 Goals allowed in 18 games not good enough.