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I beat my shit to the thought of getting five nuggets in my biggie bag @Wendys

@Fu3l_and_F1ddle 3/4 ain’t bad

Quad box ftw

I fear I was born in the wrong time for I like skinny bitches with huge knockers

New York finally gets some payback for 9/11 #Mets #Israel

ITS CALLED ICE FOOTBALL NOW 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅 #Olympics2026

@ICEgov there are too many illegals in Mario East side saloon In Pittsburgh. Please come deport them. They will be the people dressed in Canadian gear #Olympics2026

Just audibly ripped ass in the uber Still no tip #economy

People are reacting like this is the first MJ to touch kids

Drake “Jared Goff” Maye #SuperBowlLX

Ai.com paying for a Super Bowl add just for the website to throw a 503 error is top tier comedy

Am I the only one that’s feeling a little bit excluded I wasn’t in the #EpsteinFiles?

@DKSportsbook I’m looking to make my yearly donation to you a bit early on Bills to win the 2027 Super Bowl - when will those odds be available? #Bills

These women are not accepting the ramifications of the #bills lose right now

Was the 7th best SEC team going to make it to the CFP championship?? 🤡#SEC 🤡

The real question of who’s better: Ole Miss or Miami sorority girls? (Post your evidence in the comments) #OleMiss #Miami

Difficult times create great opportunities. Me? I’m paying for tinder premium and setting my location to Venezuela to pull the baddest bitch with my most desirable trait - US Citizenship

Stay safe this holiday season

Back home for thanksgiving and this stupid state doesn’t have draft kings casino? What am I supposed to do? Spend quality time with my family? No thanks bud.

Took till 8 o’clock on thanksgiving but it happened. Older family member showed me an oblivious AI video thinking it was real

Cole bishop, sorry for saying you are trash for the past 8 weeks