wrecks

#unstoppable #doitbig

Help Bring Harry Home gofund.me/1b7631c7

@EllieLosAngeles have you seen tommy lately?

@therexevans what does one do with you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

damn, give me some sprite uncle rex

@EllieLosAngeles one does not simply “work out” with me.

@therexevans let me work out with you

@EllieLosAngeles very.

@therexevans Wow, you’re probably fun at a cookout.

Dragon Company is back this week, streaming at 6:30pm Central tonight! #dnd #dungeonsanddragons twitch.tv/thetritch

look at this masterpiece. never been prouder of you.

so happy for you two.

i knocked @tommicidal up 💩

don’t worry, he might not give you the time of day, but you’ve got my undivided attention.

@DougEFreshscw i win. -the end.

First tweet of 2020: We're having a Power of the Pen competition hosted at work today. Someone shoot me a recent promo that you think is a fucking winner. I'd like to read some writing.

okay.

@MsAuroraJ @AmeliaFoFelia @HeroOfRhymeNS @tommicidal declan looks too much like rex*

@AmeliaFoFelia @HeroOfRhymeNS @therexevans @tommicidal Rex looks like a much more handsome version. Evolved into male form. I didn't put Kev on here because Ruby would boot me in the right buttcheek if I did.

There's a couple names that are missing on the abs list over there.

WE HAVE A WAR WE HAVE A BATTLE BUT MOST OF ALL WE HAVE A CHAMPION WELCOME TO NASHVILLE WELCOME TO REVIVAL WRESTLING 5 docs.google.com/document/d/11p…

@MsAuroraJ #ooc actually lold at the office

@IrishRoseKae i’m only 30, ma’am.

Yeah.... totally....

going to choose to believe that word was chosen because of my striking impact.

i’ve ended careers before. promised never to do it on purpose again. for him, i would make an exception.