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“Bro uskii mom anaclean room yako”😹

Tuko club kulewa alafu fala anakuuliza kama unaweza mpea connection ya job.

nikiwa primary is was the student president... i got experience i will once run the kenyan presidency.

Why did the person who made phone keyboards decide to mix all the letters instead of arranging them ABCD…?

@ignyharaz2 Elasticity ama?

Hii steel rool ikikupata na kadudu yako kwisha. Na sio dudu pekee

Once a man figures out female nature and starts getting girls with ease, he loses his ability to fall in love with them.

huku campus masomo ndio side hustle

Bora umeamka tu, never give up, never quit. Wewe ingia mboka, ingia hustle, ifuruge, chapa ilale, jitume, kesho itakuja kuwa Sawa zaidi ya Leo. #IJIPE

How often do you check your emails?

Kitambo ilikua ukigotea mtu lazima ugonge kifua mara tatu na uinue mkono juu..what happened to that culture?

It’s crazy how one good conversation can fix your whole mood for the day.

Kama unaona siku zikienda pole pole,chukua simu ya Mkopa😂😂💔

Leo niko Ongata Rongai na sioni watu, kwani huwa mnaamka saa ngapi

Kuna app inaitwa Instagram, ukitaka kuflex enda huko ju sisi hapa twitter hali si hali

Unaniamsha kuniambia good morning nani amekuambia tunatumia time zone the same

It sometimes feels like begging ukiambia your bros wakuonyeshe how they're getting the cake

Unpopular opinion but factual; Poverty has convinced a lot of women into thinking that every man with money is the right man to marry.

This is how I wanted Manchester United to humiliate Liverpool.😂

Nimeamka nikapata boner imejificha kwa jacket nikajua tu kulinyesha