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the trick to being happy is just to rig up all your anxieties so they fire at once and cancel each other out

@RottenInDenmark A definitive “hell yeah! Wait, what?” Tweet if I ever saw one

Happy Lou Reed Day

Had to ban several members of my dukes and margraves discord for not disclosing that they were only counts

@bombsfall The rings of power are a weirdly good metaphor for this stuff anyway cause you think you’re getting a decentralized source of wealth and power and next thing you know you’re a wight bound to the will of the one who originally cast it.

Gandalf could have simply transferred a payment of crypto to Gwaihir the Windlord with a smart contract binding him to fly The One Ring to Mt Doom and drop it in. But Tolkien of course was afraid of the future

Blockchain would have solved the entirety of Lord Of The Rings from the forging of the nine rings on. Ring tokens could be checked to make sure each ring bearer is who they say they are and you could just be like oh no that's Sauron. The elves did this with magical intuition

@StillHers @veronicainq (i did not do it i had it spoiled)

@StillHers @veronicainq your friend is playing their own game, i respect it

Wordle 241 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Beyond luck lol

some guys get their whole personality from reading the tracklist at the end of a jon bois video

I’m in a really bad place rn smh not mentally just Ontario

This child can send men to die

(Mournfully) what’ll they think of next

Gorbachev didn't want this work

Types Of Souls Bosses: - guy in a room totally freakin out - Stomp Jomperson - the gang is back together and they hate you - Bumpos Palace of Tricks - you interrupted my dinner/mourning and now you gotta die

Love these 1970s satellite-derived maps that are explicitly like "Eh, who knows? Clouds and satellite bits were blocking the view." Emphasizes the fact that these maps are representations of single moments in time. archive.org/details/earthf…

@lfitzmaurice finally time for some elbowposting

Forgot how hard this Elbow song goes. Great band youtube.com/watch?v=e1H-LD…