star baby 💫

chicken thighs are exponentially better than chicken breasts and i’m tired of pretending like they’re not

@niknootnoot where did you get this lol

wearing this to the bottlerocket tn

everyone link me to your art / creations NOW 👇🏼

@BenRob214 @venicecemetery thinking she cares about your opinion is the delusional part tbh

@venicecemetery $300 for a FaceTime is actually delusional 💀 Acting like you’re some untouchable celebrity when you’re literally just another OF account. The ego is way bigger than the reality. Ur Fat and i bet u stink like Fish Downstairs Your price is 3 euro a month not more.

$300 for a facetime since you fucks keep asking me that’s my price, take it or leave it lmfao

@harrisongordo13 in 2X for the big titty bitches pls

Baby tee next tour is basically 100% confirmed

@d0m11111 i feel influenced

I love that I’m this micro influencer micro influencing all 840 of you

dale earnhardt jr likes free throw ?! i didn’t know dale knew ball like that

@SweetTeaFiend64 i have yet to try a high noon… how are they ?

¡Oh tengo suerte! Happy Memorial Day my friends

@Xuvier_ 👀 watching this space

computa make one of these for each of my favorite mutuals

@XS0NTREES @bree_mck HUGE W FOR CANADA OOMF

you mind if a guy hard launches for a sec

“there’s a nut inside me?” it’s so hard seeing the yellow m&m live your dream 😔

i have to be at work in one hour and i am angry about it, i just wanna eat food and lay around naked all day

the twitter user: currently reading:

hi chat i’m tipsy in cleveland seeing arms length love you

@kaitnotcake oh my gosh i love these

these are so fun to make hehe 🥰

@graveyardxgf this is how i got banned on tinder years ago

swiping on tinder and asking dudes if i can peg them even though i don’t plan on following through

last night during my shift, there was a woman who had asked the person next to her at the bar for a cigarette - and when that person didn’t have one she asked the person on her other side. her stupid, bitch ass husband says to her “stop embarrassing me in front of these people” and i was SOOOO ready to fight. how about shut the fuck up and let the beautiful woman bum a cig !!!

@ThatGuyWhoSaysW keep up friend i work at a bar

@thesecoldbones Nurses get tips?

good news for this sunday : i’m out of my “training period” (three days) at my job so i am making my own tips starting TODAY

you can block me but you can never un-lick my asshole. talk to me nice.

does anyone remember these mfers ???? they used to terrifyyyy me as a kid for no reason