Caleb Todd

@sarahkcarlson ...but that’s okay if you do that. Own it

@jeffprobst Once a season is done, the contestants should have to go back and compete again...immediately. #Survivor:Back2Back

Pretty sure I just made out with that @jimmyjohns sandwich. #LoveAtFirstBite

Usually I'm against anything Christmas before Thanksgiving...but damn you Little Debs Christmas Tree cakes

Dialed a number and asked if I want my usual chicken pad Thai and I respond "HOW EMBARRASSING!! Of course I do. Thank you." #PeiWei

@justinhuertas I "ugh" you too

@justinhuertas what about my face?

I been jortin, I been jortin #StateFairOfTexas #DeepFriedBeyonce

#GodOfHunger,HearMyTwitterCry

The hardest part of dieting is lying to yourself that the Smart One you ate at 6:28 "really filled you up".

If I juice a burger, does that...does that count?

@connorclark21 yes

I thought about running, but then, like, Chinese Food.

@JessKurtzy The only one on point is Jessie Spano...

@JessKurtzy Why did Screech look like Corey Matthews?

@JessKurtzy Where was Kapowski's teased, flipped hair?

@JessKurtzy #HotSundae,HotterMondae

@JessKurtzy #OnSet,OffTheRecord

@JessKurtzy #DrinkinSlaterade

@JessKurtzy #ZackAttackIzBack