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I see why Karen Nyamu is rattled. This is a masterpiece.

Ghosting hutaka determination, ukimhurumia katikati you have lost

I have never been to kisii , mtu huanza kuskia kelele akiwa wapi ?

@RanceRider2 @General_D__ the way you explained this perfectly ehn, you need to be investigated

When you tell her you’re a “macro strategist focused on asymmetric risk” instead of a “degenerate gambler”

He approached random people and hit them with the most cursed filters possible. Their reactions? Priceless.. which one is the best 🤦‍♀️😆

It's her day 💗

Nobody Can Arrest Me!!Police are Just Playing their PR Games, If they never arrested me for Presenting Fake Degree ni hii tu ya Kwenda Senate?!!Sakaja Now Says!!

not gonna lie, on monday like this they would have gotten my ass

Sielewi kabisa mnacheka cheka nini na hiyo account ya KRA

I often think about Farid Muhammed. If I'm being honest, that was a turning point for me in my manhood journey. A successful young business man whose life was cut short by A psychotic lover. What shocked me is the aftermath where the system treats her like a celebrity and feminists try to justify the murder by saying she was just a heartbroken young woman,when in true sense, she was a cold blooded murderer who should stay behind bars

if you are in business especially if you import stuff from China check a AI platform called Accio by Alibaba ...you can even use it to find suppliers and run complex business tasks

She did this while simultaneously cheating on her husband. Women are funny as hell lmao

"Mzahe"

Banks watatumaliza huyu ni client wangu we gave him a proforma sasa the bank is now referring him to another dealer where he will obviously be given a cut kufanya biashara Kenya ni ngumu, imagine client aambiwe na banker wake something " like I don't recommend this guys I have someone who is better or more trustworthy.." su biashara inakutoka tu hivyo? This is not right but wanasemaga game is game ausio..

Trump realising he was talking to a pakistani scammer this whole time not an Iranian negotiator.

Tulieni hapo nyuma kila mtu atadanganywa

Or maybe he just agreed so you'd keep quiet

The kenyan Celebrity culture has fallen off so bad. Back then we had celebrities like prezzo who were moving around with choppers. Unaangalia gazeti namna hii unaona kweli this is a celebrity. Gossip headlines huko ghafla zilikua atari,you would read things like “Steve Mbogos Neighbors in Karen are complaining about noise being made by his helicopter late in the night” . Sahii unaangalia celebrity tuko nayo unashangaa sana. Ati sasa mtu kama Bookten ni celebrity. Mtu ata hajai pita expressway. Kazi yake ni kuzurura Thika road akipiga picha na watu watamjua. Na magloves zingine kubwa kubwa ndio msione hana vidole mbili. Ikifika maadamano atokee aseme Ruto must go,two weeks later anaimba okech salad for president in Thika. Akirudi juja apitie Delmonte aibe mananasi juu pesa ya gig ni end month na watalipwa nusu iyo ingine warukwe. Bwana we have made very bladfakin people famous. Disband this country !

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