shreeman

medusa can't hurt me!

I am a CBSE Class 12 student. After receiving unexpectedly low marks in Physics, we applied for photocopies of my answer sheets through the CBSE reevaluation process. Today we received the copies. And I am shattered because the Physics answer sheet uploaded by CBSE is not mine

"In Rajasthan, 26 lakh trees were cut for a solar plant, temperature rises by up to 5°C; butterflies-birds disappear, fruit production drops by 75%" And people wonder why it is so hot and there is shortage of drinking water in Vishwaguru

Finally committed with a girl whom I had a crush on for over 2 years. Now we are in a relationship. She accepted my proposal instantly. One of the best days of my life 🥹🧿

punjab out of it poetic

what a performace archer by bat and ball if this shitty team loses ur not at fault

Despite knowing the journey and where it leads, I embrace it and I welcome every moment of it.

@itsgintoki_ really good

re-watched Arrival felt as amazing as it felt for the first time. one of my forever faves.

can you please jusf text me hahahalol pleaseee just text me anythinggggghhuaiqiwh imissyou

yea this shits dangerous

jofra archer

yeah punjab going thru iss team ke bass ka nai h kuch

I don’t think people understand the gravity of what we are looking at in this photo. This should infuriate every single one of us.

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Me: entering Japanese cat café. employee stops me immediately. Employee: One rule. Me: Okay. Employee: Orange cat bites people from France. Me: I’m not French. Employee: Good. I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic. then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler. Cat staring at me aggressively. Employee watching nervously from distance. Me: I thought he only hated French people. Employee: He improvises. cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact. Me: THIS IS TARGETED. small child nearby points at cat. Child: That one evil. Employee: No no, He just passionate. cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently. Me: …wait he likes me? Employee shocked. Employee: Impossible. another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet. Manager arrives. Manager: He has never trusted customer before. Me: What does that mean. Manager bows slightly. Manager: You must take him. Me: TAKE HIM WHERE. orange cat already asleep on me. Employee quietly bringing adoption papers. Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

what am i waking up to dawg

@waiehidekrm @orzang3_crush yeah real shii

yea no insta for me now

ths blinkint scream challenge goin out of hand noww

not now yt im not in the correct state of mind

@hex_adi4 i really like this one