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@JustinRose99 Your last Monday without a Green Jacket.

Happy Monday! 💚💛

@6Voodoo @Snakeeater36 Hey sawbones, I’m just carrying on..

@Snakeeater36 Hi, I am some ladies; and I am Jim Beam

Hi I’m an RKG-3 grenade that was thrown poorly and failed to detonate on the vehicle

@emptywheel @AAGDhillon “journalist “

Hey @AAGDhillon: Here's your chance to prove that you treat Christians equally. Time to get Pete fired for his bigotry.

@HuffPost TIL : at least 1 Defense Department employee is dumb enough to work at HuffPost.

“I guess so the Catholics know their kind ain’t welcome,” one Defense Department employee said. huffpost.com/entry/news-liv…

I think I’ll just die instead

Why did people stop going to indoor malls? Is it Amazon? Going to the mall and hanging out for hours was half the 80s. It was friggin awesome.

@manhattanmaker @lovemylife81 That’s in the slot limit

@lovemylife81 God bless America 🇺🇸

My whole feed is just Japanese women fishing, and amazingly, in Japan, women can fish and take pictures fishing and take pictures with fish, and not look like whores doing so.

@Maguro_Maznaga @redsteeze

アメリカ人、やはりニンジャを信じている

@LouisvilleGun Majestic 🫡

Fixed

Yes, you need to see a highland cow with a Bob Ross cut today.

@HardPass4 Just buy a gi and train with it

Seriously though, who flipped the Japan switch. It's completely engulfed every post on my timeline. Wild.

To all my new Japanese friends, first thing we need to discuss is proper shopping cart placement. Some examples:

@LouisvilleGun “If we can cross pollinate our autists” My favorite line that I’ve read this year

The American - Japanese Twitter Alliance has been wholesome thus far, but I think we need to go further and have Elon promoting a stronger brotherhood & setting up cultural exchanges, from Budo, Bujutsu & BBQ, to Guns, Gyms & Gear. If we can cross pollinate our autists, we'll be an unstoppable force. TRUMP-SAMA, we need to fast track visas for this mighty cultural exchange!

@MUKIDEZA2 🇺🇸 🇯🇵

アメリカ国旗と日本国旗の 赤い部分はBBQの肉を表してる

@suzuki_moto @SlapLordActual 傑出した

脳出血で、左半身が動かなかった。 寝たきり、車椅子。 「もう歩けないかもしれない」と言われた。 今日 杖をつかずに連続500m歩けた。 最初の10歩は、まだぎこちない。 それでも、リズムに乗れば前に進める。 奇跡じゃない。 諦めなかっただけ。 リハビリは、嘘をつかない。 「一日一生」

@KamenAmericaJPN 傑出した

本日の話題はアメリカのバーベキューです！ 残念ながら、本日はバーベキューをする立場にありません。 しかし、ホットドッグとバーベキュー味のポテトチップスがあります！🌭

@i_kaseki Just another Friday night

アメリカ人が本気であの肉を「普通のこと」だと思っている事に慄いている。

@SageDynamics @Shadzey1 How Japanese would one need to be in order to enjoy all of this? Asking for me

For the Japanese planning to visit the south, I have a private range, machine guns, know the best BBQ spots in middle Tennessee and have winding roads and American sports cars. Come on by for a Tokyeehaw drift.

@wayofftheres Time to get serious

We started feeding the ducks that live local, youngest likes seeing them in the front yard. Lil mealworm in the grass, tasty treat. I come home to see the neighbors have lured them off with a water dish. Do I escalate straight to an above ground pool?

@i_am_potetoman Even better than it looks