John Basketball

Happy New Year to my 14 amazing loyal followers. Go Wizards.

@UnicornFan29 @WizardsMafia Fuck brain fart I meant Olynyk I love Oubre 😭😭

@UnicornFan29 @WizardsMafia No Kelly Oubre content and you’re fine

We need more Wizards fans to be Mystics fans. If you love basketball you support all of basketball not just some of basketball.

@HiddenNBA Yeaaa idk ab this one, these hornets are filthy

Miami Heat LIVE for the play-in. Kon Knueppel and the Hornets are nice but super inexperienced. I’ll take Bam add the Mayo in this one

MOOOSE MOOOOOOOSEEEEE

@WizardsMafia I love wnba I just lowkey have been fond of the lynx cuz of Williams and Dallas cuz of Paige but I’ll make the Mystics shift for the culture

Will Dawkins has done significant work on improving my mental health whether he knows it or not

I feel like Trae being embraced with such open arms in DC is raising his chances of wanting to spend the remainder of his career here, and as long as he stays the playmaking demon he is I’d lowkey love it

@automaticnba I rlly love the Thompson brothers so I’m not tryna hate but them at both 7 and 12 is NUTS

Worst (most detrimental) shooters.

CARLTON AT 18

@MrCongee I actually wonder if he would’ve been on this graph before he started finding his groove

I thought LAL was worst shooter ITL thooooo

Bilal Coulibaly on IG: "see y'all next season! 😈"

How many all stars will he retire with?

Legendarily bad pitching outing by Crochet today WOW

@MrCongee @wizardsfangirl Wizards fans truly are the best ppl on earth

This year has been an absolute pleasure learning, talking, and just enjoying Wizards basketball, despite the tank. A year ago I was live tweeting my thoughts with no real intention of ever watching the game with any nuance, but this past year I’ve grown to appreciate the game of basketball. I’ve kept my ears and mouth open for listening and learning, but that’s impossible without a community willing to teach, and a fanbase willing to listen. To all 1.3k+ of you that have supported me, it was truly my pleasure shit posting, live tweeting, and aggregating all things Wizards and beyond. I hope the spaces we host with the night crew (Wiz ball spaces on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts) add a bit of joy and laughter to your evening, and we intend to keep going till we can’t. (Special shoutout to our gracious and consistent host @WonzoTV) Thank you to the intelligent, kind, passionate, and committed wiz twitter community for accepting me with open arms, and I hope I’ve paid it back with a couple of laughs, and maybe a few head scratchers. Now onto a season of winning, where we can really show out and pop our shit Wiz twitter 😤

Future multi first team all defender Jamir Watkins ofc

@statmuse Can you add a Jamir Watkins picture that’s my goat fr

Will Riley post all star break breakout: Pre AS. Post AS. 6.5 PPG —> 15.5 PPG 2.2 RPG —> 3.8 RPG 1.4 APG —> 2.8 APG +9 PPG +1.6 RPG +1.4 APG Took full advantage of his opportunity

I lowkey want AD gone asap Fuck this negativity bro you’re made of paper, sorry you’re not as desirable as you were in 2014

@TheDunkCentral @heykevinjohn No

“Talent-wise you can put us up against any team.” -Zach LaVine on the Kings (Via @heykevinjohn )

@TheLeadSM @BlazersLead Did Sarr meet 75 fga defended post ASB?

Lowest opponent FG% allowed at the rim since the All-Star break (min. 75 FGA defended): 48.8 - Robert Williams III 49.4 - Paul Reed 50.3 - Donovan Clingan 50.5 - Chet Holmgren 50.5 - Ryan Kalkbrenner 51.0 - Adem Bona 51.7 - Victor Wembanyama 52.8 - Yves Missi 55.4 - Luke Kornet