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Other people at 30: we are getting married Me at 30: I finally have an opinion on folding socks but it is too complicated to explain

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By age 40 you should have: - A ruined mansion - An adopted daughter - A tattered wedding dress that you never take off - Contempt for all men

when you’re proud of a 90s movie for making “the wife” a legitimate character and then you realize it’s because she is a secret murderer

This is today at 4! I have a very exciting puppet to introduce to the world but you’ll only see it if you watch. Perfect for families and younger kiddos 🥳

I am so honored and psyched to be joining the cast of the @improvboston Family Show in tomorrow’s (Saturday) 4 PM virtual show! Watch it on Twitch or Facebook Live 💜❤️💜 twitch.tv/improvbostonli…

I vote to make Matt and Mike the same name

Aquarius in quarantine: Day 1: ah, so much time to be creative Day X: life is only a simulation

You've seen them on stage, in your office and now online. Tonight at 9PM on FacebookLive and Twitch! Watch the cast of Mainstage & National Touring Company for a special Wednesday Night LIVE to benefit @BrighamWomens bit.ly/2A24u4R #StaySafeStayHome

Hi Friends! As many know, our mission as a non-profit theater is to serve the community through laughter. During these trying times, laughter is important to help ease our minds and lift our spirits...

I am so truly grateful for the sun

If I were a star-crossed lover who was fated to die, I would simply not do that

Narrator: <points to Married at First Sight contestants> these people just met one week ago and are moving in together Narrator: <points to me> this woman hasn’t checked her mail in 13 months

@muhammad7even @improvboston I am not! I don’t perform much anymore but hopefully will get back into it at some point 😃

@theworstthingis @improvboston Sweet! Are you performing in any of these?

Another donation match weekend coming up at @improvboston 💜Donations up to $3,000 will be matched! Watch some free live shows and donate if you can!

Shows: twitch.tv/improvbostonli…

Donate: ImprovBoston.com/donate

Last May: I’m doing Whole 30 This May: I’m binge-eating the crumbs of bags

Fiona Apple and Bright Eyes all in one week? I feel like I’m collecting Horcruxes to make myself whole again