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Shifty Shellshock

@theyareshifty

women hold up the sky

Katılım Mart 2026
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Puck 💙🏒🏈🌊🏝️🐱🐶
Nobody told me that after 50 I’d need a brace or heating pad for multiple body parts on any given day. 🙄 Or that I’d be obsessed with the weather. Anything else we should know about being over 50? 😒🫣
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
🚨BREAKING: Video of a young couple with a baby being kicked off an Allegiant Air flight is going viral. Young couple on a delayed flight tried to keep their baby girl cool after she became overheated by lightly dressing her down. She was crying a lot, and her mother was trying not to bother other passengers. While most understood the stressful situation, a flight attendant falsely claimed the baby had a fever and even asked for a birth certificate, using it as an excuse to remove the family, adding unnecessary fear and stress to an already difficult moment.
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Audri Boden
Audri Boden@AudriBoden·
@Akir_a997 Would I? That’s all I’ll accept from my husband and he wouldn’t expect anything less. Wife, Mother, Homemaker, Homeschool Teacher and a blessed daughter of the King of Kings, Jesus Christ.
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Akira
Akira@Akir_a997·
GIRL TO GIRL… be honest…. If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life… would you?
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Not Sure
Not Sure@HaulnAGetnPaid·
@dalepartridge @nytimes I share this desire. It's important to note that when I floated this idea to friends several years ago, one admitted that it'd make her life easier to not pay attention to politics. Exactly! Many average women don't even want to keep track of these things!
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Dale Partridge
Dale Partridge@dalepartridge·
By God, we will repeal the 19th Amendment. When the @nytimes covers our little church, it's evidence that we are winning.
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Fifty Shades of Whey
Fifty Shades of Whey@davenewworld_2·
An entitled woman in the US Virgin Islands thinks she can privately own the actual beach
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Ochiedike
Ochiedike@_Ochiedike·
Jesus has risen. Atheists don't laugh, please.
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MexBancoDeStonks
MexBancoDeStonks@TheBeanerBank·
@SkylerShuler Rather have her abandon a child than to shoot up the school that child is in like the trans folks tend to do.
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hacky sack
hacky sack@h4ckys4ck·
If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry
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Shifty Shellshock
Shifty Shellshock@theyareshifty·
@MissSassbox I’m about to look real cute in a nerdy kinda way, and get a nice three season back deck.
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Sassington, M.C.
Sassington, M.C.@MissSassbox·
if someone paid you $250k tax-free cash to wear light up sneakers for the next 30 days in a row, with every outfit, what are you doing?
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