The Beige Crusader

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The Beige Crusader

@theycallmeDP

I'm the Jackie of all trades, a certified #SetTripper, evil genius, 120lbs of pure terror! My opinions are my own, you may disagree don't disrespect.

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Just in case Elon unplugs the wrong extension cord y'all can find me on IG: deebreenaaahh TikTok: debrinap
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@SARR_J dollar tree, dollar general, Walgreens, and Walmart be having them. But they are cheapest at the $ tree or $ general
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The S is for Super...@SARR_J·
Y'all be calling folks old for eating Almond Joys well call me gma shonuff for real cuz a Pay Day Bar hates to see me coming...
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@SARR_J Girl if you see them just grab 2. Also I stay balling out at the dollar holler lol
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@SARR_J And if they don't have them...get a bag of the salted caramel werthers original
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@theycallmeDP I ain't had bit o honey in a strong hot minute... I need to get me some... And I love a heath bar but it doesn't love me back... Cuz if it gets stuck in my tooth...
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Mane y'all stupid...
SixBrownChicks@SixBrownChicks

Q4. I cheated on my babymomma for years; sometimes, with her own cousin. She trusts me (earning a female's trust is my superpower) and we never fought about it. We were taking our kid to daycare when I saw her typing paragraphs of text to somebody on her phone. I didn't confront her cuz I knew I would snatch her phone and read it when I got the opportunity. I read the texts. Long story short, I'm raising my friend Red's son. This kid ain't mine. They argued back and forth about how to tell me. I confronted Red and he was like, "No shade…We all been with your babymom's, but she got the DNA test, and my guys (sperm) swam faster than everybody else's." I knocked him out. I'm so angry; I knew my son had red hair, but I never suspected it was because of Red. I pretended to forgive her, and I drove her to my sister's house so they could beat her ass. My fake babymom beat my sister and my aunt. She beat everybody up. Badly. Now they're all mad at me. She says we're not breaking up. I'm afraid to leave, to be honest. Help. #SBCCHAT

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@SARR_J The fact that she whooped his sister and aunt and told him he wasn't going anywhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@SARR_J Girl I be in the bed most weekends cuz they wearing us out. One of my coworkers be volunteering then don't know why she so tired. Heffa you been working 6 days a week for over a month duh!
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@SARR_J 🤣🤣🤣 the way this week going I may need to make some cookies so I can deal cuz SHAAATTTT
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Do the children even know what a microfiche is???
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