Brady's Triceps

My favourite thing in the morning is when my roommate's alarm is going off and he politely says "Siri stop" But Siri is NOT STOPPING

I just want Yakupov to cause someone to win Safeways Million Dollar Score and Win on my chell game. Is that too much to ask?!?

New cleanse this week! Its called The Moving Out Of My Parents House Back To My Apartment And Not Having Any Food Cleanse. #soupandbread

Also, sorry to the person who got my 12 grain w/ cream cheese bagel. You're blueberry bagel was a much better choice.

That moment when you have an eyelash in your eye but you're on the LRT and if you touch your face you'll probably get pink eye.

Jeeze St Louis is lookin like the Oilers out there. There goes my hockey pool.

That moment when you realise you need to microwave your food some more but there's already ranch on the plate....

The real question is how much armpit scraping can I take before I need to switch deodorant sticks. Or I can switch to Axebod.....nope

I have no interest in the song 'We Will Rock You' by Queen. Sorry...just thought you should know.

I ate alot of cheese at dinner, we probably shouldn't hang out tonight.

Who's the smart guy who registered my email to get updates on discounts for Skywalker Boards. I'm not very happy about this.

When you've been studying stats for 2 hours but you haven't got your calculator out yet so have you actually done anything yet uuugggghhhhh.

I think I have a cavity, but it's finals season, so we'll just have to be buddies for now.

Currently living at parents. Advantage: unending food. Disadvantage: friggin baseball highlights on Sportsnet. I've gotta get out.

Picking my unibrow with my fingers > studying.

It's so windy that the water in my toilet is moving.

Now that we said #FarewellRexallPlace there is literally no reason for anyone to go to that part of town anymore.

Are they gonna expose why Rexall beers were so magical.

Will there be a new soundtrack at the new Rogers Place @EdmontonOilers or still just Nickelback and The Offspring?

Are you supposed to wash a Nalgene? They have like bacteria wicking technology or something I'm pretty sure.