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@Kritikaaaa_10 Throw in another 50k if one can help me develop a solid work ethic
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Rs.50k bounty for anyone who helps me figure out what to do next, how to get out of loops, and to get a job I’ll love.
Rs.50k more if you actually sit down with me and help me apply. Thanks
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I've been living abroad for the past 6 months. Here are 6 lessons I didn't expect:
1. Your quality of life upgrades and downgrades at the same time.
2. You realise just how many opportunities exist back home. Ironically, moving abroad made me more optimistic about India.
3. Homesickness is real. It affects you more than you expect.
4. Your colleagues become your family. So grateful for such amazing people I met here!
5. You become far more independent than you ever imagined. I feel like I have aged 6 years in 6 months, haha!
6. You realise that "home" is about people, not places.
You can live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world, but if the people you love aren't there, something always feels missing.
P.S. I'll be back in Delhi for the next few months. ❤️
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@divya_gandotra The day isnt too far where the gotham scene from the batman comes to life
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What the hell just happened in the supreme court 😱
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@shutupnaina Lol tell me you have a toxic and unloving family with telling me you do ahh question
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My feed is flooded since morning with this Ad!
Such a brilliant Ad!
Some brands are so unique that you don’t need any introduction!
Congratulations to the marketing team of Airtel! You guys deserve a raise!
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@Amishhaa_s jeez louiz that blanket, is it the one they give in Indian railways?
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@sowmay_jain @shreyahah bro stop the cap, we know you just wnna ride on the peptide bandwagon cuz that shit worked in the west, get yo bryan johnson lite ahh outta here you grifter
There's no active study of bpc157 on human test subjects, in fact there's been one in the entire history and it failed
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@thi3rdfloor @shreyahah are you a retard
verified from two independent labs
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how dimwitted of a woman she is to say that that ‘hum do hamare do’ acha concept nahi hai ya purana hai or whatever.
A country struggling with overpopulation and she is giving such statements.
all I can is that Madhuri is a dim wit, shallow, capitalist, classist woman.
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@howardgreener1 @suhasasumukh Account based in Ethiopia, motherfukin Pakistani katwa sister fucl
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I’m not American, but I’m still convinced no country on Earth comes close to the USA. 🇺🇲🦅
Happy 4th of July!!
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@shreyahah @sowmay_jain Check what exactly? How are we supposed to know from this ss if he really took bpc or viagra? You 403 brain is already having the side effects i guess jeeezz..
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@thi3rdfloor @sowmay_jain lol okay, check this
Sowmay Jain@sowmay_jain
took a +3mg shot of bpc-157 yesterday. my highest dose yet. woke up today and my hrv is at 138 ms. highest ive ever seen. and for the first time ever my resting heart rate touched 49. this is basically the best health signal there is - high hrv + low rhr means your heart barely has to work to keep you recovered. deep parasympathetic recovery. the body's running clean. peptides are the future - provided you're biomarking your body properly.
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when I look back at my career so far, moving from India to Australia, working as an engineer in US big tech, and presenting a TEDx talk, creating content for 600k+ people online,
I realize that English was the single most powerful passport I ever held.
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@roopkamal_51375 What a waste of opportunity, could have just asked to 10% and made bags….
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Sunny Deol Ki Dhakad Adakari Ka Dhamaka
- Jab Prakash Raj Par Goonja Unka Zabardast Panja, Hil Gaya Pura Mahaul!
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@wrotagonist Congrats rakshi, i’m sure as much this victory is his, it’s equally yours as well. Kudos to you for sticking by his side, god bless you both!
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@MartinShkreli @Clavicular0 Would you suggest the hallelujah moments?
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I need to become more interesting so I can carry convos better, im fucking brutal rn
Andrew Tate@Cobratate
After landing in Europe, Clav is learning that getting women in America is like getting women in Thailand. It doesn’t count because they’re all whores.
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@jasveer10 @durov Go back to you usual dalla matchmaking job, dalal founders like you are a shame to the nation
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Oh hello, @durov
Nobody is using Telegram in India for messaging. Telegram is mostly used by scammers in India. Most financial fraud (Billions of dollars) in India happens through Telegram
The Indian government should have banned Telegram years ago. It is long overdue.
I’ve been noticing the same pattern for years. Almost every fraudster immediately moves to Telegram. it’s harder to trace, easier to operate.
Calling this an internet freedom issue misses the point completely.
Telegram became one of the preferred platforms for financial fraud, scam networks, betting groups, piracy, and other illegal activities in India.
Pavel Durov@durov
India’s IT ministry banned Telegram for one week because some users shared leaked exam questions. This punishes 150M+ ordinary Telegram users in India — not the insiders who leaked the exam materials. And the ban hasn't stopped anything. The leaks just moved to other apps.
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