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Imagine how mentally stable nuns probably are

In the middle of a tense confrontation on the vast savanna, a massive bull elephant left everyone stunned. Instead of using his strength to fight, he slowly knelt down and lowered his trunk as a gesture of asking for peace. That moment showed that even the strongest creatures can choose calmness and restraint over violence 💖

I wish having autism was a job

I have a visceral hatred for la cantine

I’ve never been to a single pride event

If someone asks you to keep a secret the secret is a lie

When you see me you see a ghost

You know when a gay dude has that jimmy neutron puff of hair in the front

You guys seem really cool with your brat summer vibe

I decided to save two cents on wait and save

It’s unbelievable how sweaty my palms are rn

I’m looking for eligible bachelors to pay for my milkbar cookie

My squidward voice is almost perfect so I can impress him

The whole is always less than the sum of its parts

professor jiang vs joseline hernandez

Orna is $700 an hr and Israeli

@Fratty_Hearst Check ur dms

@thic_mick What about like, a steak?

Sorry but I don’t eat giant slabs of meat. You had no way of knowing but that’s a boundary for me