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@TheMindBurger We are happy to have you with us!

@reawiteva Kat dennings has zero problem getting hired. She’s fine asf and talented

Imagine being so extremely thick, no Hollywood director was willing to work with you.🙂‍↔️

@dom_lucre What is with old ass men with money being like I don’t gotta give my kids shit. Like what the hell man.

🔥🚨VIRAL NOW: Hollywood actor Will Ferrell revealed he doesn’t buy anything for his kids, saying when they travel as a family he flies first class and makes them sit in economy. “they gotta earn it… they just gotta figure it out, I had to”

@SaltyBitch_52 Fuck a bitch who will lie to you about that. I’ve only ever had like three reports for my Uber/DoorDash drivers where they straight up forgot half my order. If you’re getting your order delivered to you and you say you didn’t fuck you.

This DoorDasher got a notification that the order he delivered to the hospital was never received by the customer so he went back to confront the lady. He accused her of trying to get free food when he gave her the bag of items in front of other people. By her reporting that she didn't receive the items, the driver gets flagged as not a good fit for the company. After several reports, you lose your job. The lady eventually admits she got the food and the driver wants her to make it right because he's trying to make extra money to feed his family. Do you think that he did the right thing by going back to confront the customer?

@ThoughtCrimes80 Girl figure out how to mount your tv yourself. Don’t ask a date wtf. I learned how to mount my own tv like a grown up.

Dating in Denver is something. She needed a TV mounted in her apartment, so she asked her Hinge date to come over and help because he claimed to be “handy.” He asks to grab her boobs in exchange for the service and she declines. He turns around and walks out. 😂😭

@505Cali2 Bacon is so yummy I’m not eating it to be healthy lol. With the way the world is I’ll enjoy my bacon even if it gets me one step closer to the grave lmfao. Better than the way the world runs 😭🥲

BACON IS NOW DANGEROUS Bacon has officially been listed as a Group 1 cancer-causing carcinogen by the WHO. WTF .. who cares what they think.. it must be good for you..

@DocStrangelove2 Why are people these days so gross and stupid?

Filming themselves committing a felony was definitely a choice.

@moorehn I can’t hate most of the world right now. So much is coming out about nasty cases of sexual assault

TW: Rape, SA, sexual assault, rape A CNN investigation of thousands of regular, everyday men who -- like the Pelicot case -- drug and rape their wives and record it to share with other men. They also invite other men to rape their unconscious wives. They brag about their wives not knowing.

@brandthe1st @yktvmich I think I was 18 when she was everywhere from that episode

@brandthe1st @yktvmich I think it was a decade ago from 2016 🥲

the life she’s lived ???? i could’ve sworn she was 29 at best.

@yktvmich Damn I feel old I remember when she was like 15 and blowing up everywhere. 😭 I’m 28 now

We need to start killing men who sexually assault women. Once the evidence there, hang them upside down to drain.

This is the kind of people we should support and respect

@Thehorrorkid Okkkkkkk not on my bingo card

Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback team up for a remix of How You Remind Me for Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle

@rabbitholebot No thank you I’d rather just disappear and live off the land until I die full on.

@HumanityChad A hell of a thing to do. Hero indeed. ♥️♥️♥️

She Took 40 Bites To Save a Baby’s Life Felicia Hambrick is being hailed as a hero after risking her own life to protect a baby from a vicious dog attack. While babysitting her friend’s three children, the family’s pit bull suddenly lunged at her. Felicia grabbed the eight-month-old baby girl and used her own body as a shield. The baby was unharmed but Felicia was bitten 40 times on her neck, arms, legs, and stomach. She required 94 staples and spent 5 days in the hospital recovering from her injuries. “I remember it hurting so bad I was screaming, ‘God, please let me die!’” she recalled. The dog has since been put down, and the family says they will never forget her sacrifice. Felicia may have scars, but she also has a new title: hero. Thumbs up for this incredible act of selflessness ❤️👏

@dom_lucre Idk what dance she’s doing but her body is nice for 56 okkkkk

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Jennifer Lopez is going viral for her body’s appearance at her recent show while being 56 years old.

@jckhatesme I’m sorry what

rich people be having surgeries you never even thought existed

@saniyafatma1278 It’s so beautiful

I'm sitting in my bedroom staring at my grandmother's 1950s wedding dress, and I honestly don't know what to do anymore. Found it in her attic last month - sixty-four dollars was all she paid for it back then. The moment I saw all that delicate lace and the full skirt, my heart just melted. It felt like finding buried treasure. But apparently I'm the only one who thinks so. My sister took one look and said, "You're not seriously considering wearing that old thing, are you?" My best friend was even worse - "Nobody wears sleeves like that anymore, and that neckline is way too conservative. You'll look like you're playing dress-up." Their words keep echoing in my head, making me second-guess everything. But when I put this dress on, I feel connected to something bigger than trends and Pinterest boards. I feel like I'm honoring the woman who raised me, who taught me that real beauty doesn't need to scream for attention. I already found this incredible seamstress on Tedooo app who specializes in vintage alterations. She was so sweet when I explained the story, and she's going to take in the waist and adjust the hem while keeping every bit of the original character intact. I've already paid her deposit, and honestly, even if I hadn't, I don't want to change a single thing. Posted about it in a DIY group yesterday hoping for encouragement, and while people offered suggestions for "modernizing" it, I realized something important. This dress doesn't need to be fixed or updated or made trendy. It's perfect exactly as it is. I'm done asking for permission to love what I love. If walking down the aisle in my grandmother's dress makes me happy, then that's exactly what I'm going to do. Sometimes the most beautiful choice is the one that feels right in your heart, even when everyone else thinks you're crazy.

@iky_fwjett I mean you play stupid games

i worked at McDonald's as a teenager. they threatened to fire me the one time i called in sick. after that they let me work while i would throw up between taking orders. i worked while having the swine flu and the manager who didn't want to send me home caught it and died.