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if i minded, i wouldn’t keep coming back. would i? (finally pulling the zipper all the way down, already so dangerously close to her groin.) you like to hear a lot of things, cat.

oh, i know. i’ve still got the scar from how little you were mad though. (little grin, tugging the zipper down slow; right about to her navel now.) good. i do my best work under pressure.

it wasn’t a complaint. just making sure i don’t look like an idiot and end up having to tear it off you like that one time… (marred by the though but otherwise unshaken, he reaches forward to pinch the front zipper between his first finger and thumb.) no hints?

yes ma’am. 🫡 do i get to pull the long zipper, or does this one come off in pieces? you keep changing outfits. it gets hard for me to me to tell.

nice. yeah it’s three and some change, no pennies in there but definitely some nickels. … i’m gonna stop talking now.

… less than half but it’s enough to not be especially flattering for me.

still a valid offer if some of it’s in change?

you’re always finding new ways to shock me. yeah. yeah, that’s kind of why i asked.

times really are tough if you’re stealing niche mechanical equipment instead of fine art and custom jewelry. do you have a tattoo i don’t know about?

why do you have a tattoo kit?

yeah, i do——the complaining keeps me from forgetting i need to until i actually do it.

need to replace the release valve and the nozzle. they get funky if there’s fluid build up.





