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Watching how ecstatic my dog is with her Christmas presents is what my silly little Christmas day is about :')

Like this, comparing Lily Allen's actions to 9/11. The world is spiralling out of control.

Some of the shit that gets the most likes on twitter is the same shit Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr get slandered for in their standups, I don't get eeeet 😂😭

@fayemikah Lily Allen making mistakes has been worse than 9/11???

finding out that lily allen was not working class + is not only a nepo baby but also racist has been by 9/11

The best thing about being ill on Christmas day is being able to hug all the dogs because I can't feel any of my allergies ♥️

That last episode of Handmaid's Tale though 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Motif of the season

Messi 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Sargasm

All I want for Christmas is a markiplier calendar

Sometimes I extrovert too much and then BAM introvert

We cursed the game without even knowing it

Kane's ball is still in the sky...

Anyone who pisses me off with confusing bullshit will get this gif from now on

When you ask for a light in the smoking area and EVERYONE offers you a vape, feeling like a South Park episode

In 2023, I hope my mum stops asking me if watching YouTube cost money

Lmao

England better win tonight because I'm done with today already.

I mean c'mon

Why is the new national lottery advert so fkin cute