Éttuob “The Guru” Cassi

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Guru’s Prophecy Week 13 - CFP Prediction

Jacksonville Jaguars +3½ -120 New York Giants +5½ -115 New York Jets +6 -115 for Game Pittsburgh Steelers -3 -125 San Francisco 49ers -3 -105 Denver Broncos -1 -115 Atlanta Falcons +3 -105 The Guru Hath Spoken

Jon Jones RUNNING from Tom Aspinall. He knows.

Jed York texted me this morning. It was 260. I said, make it 265.

Shedeur getting Kaepernicked

The Guru’s version of the College Football Playoffs: Every conference champion gets in. 10 conference champions. 6 at large bids. No byes. Make being a conference champion really mean something. Seed the 16 teams by AP Rankings.

NFL running games on CFP Saturday is just greedy. And very unnecessary.

Yale dancing because Brown unable to make free throws in waning seconds. Oh the Madness! #MarchMadness

@RealSkipBayless No you don’t. Not at all. Stay in your lane Skip.

The Cowboys still aren't clicking like a Super Bowl team should be as January arrives. BUT YOU SEE THE FIREPOWER ON BOTH SIDES OF THE BALL. YOU SEE THE POTENTIAL. I WANT SAN FRANCISCO.

Playing at home is not Dallas’ issue. They will win comfortably tonight. Do not hesitate laying the points. #theguruhathspoken

@RealSkipBayless I have one question for you Mr. Bayless……………

It was just Philly's day. Got every break on 3 fumbles and 3 huge calls. But Dallas proved it's the better team.

The Guru Hath Spoken

Thus sayeth The Guru:

The Guru did all the work today so you may simply kick back, enjoy your family, and collect your 💰. Merry Christmas to you from me: Giants +4, Lions -2 1/2, Bengals -3, Bills -8, Texans +3, Falcons +6 1/2, 49ERS -6 1/2, COWBOYS -4 1/2, Raiders +2, and Broncos -3

We the Ones! #FTTB